Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 28, 2005 9:03:19 am PDT #9766 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We played Smear the Queer when I was growing up. (Apologies to my queer friends.) It was really rough and fun and exciting. I loved having the ball and running hard right through the potential tacklers.

We also played a kind of Kamikaze soccer which involved almost nonstop (soccer style) tackling and rough play on a field so huge that you spent the whole game in the middle never nearing the goal. It was similar to Smear the Queer in that there was lots of chasing and wiping out. Doing the soccer style slide tackle was incredibly satisfying, but it didn't really hurt when you got taken down.

Yay violent sports!


Nutty - Apr 28, 2005 9:06:13 am PDT #9767 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

ita, did you really play rounders? What is it like, as a game?

Because I have to fight my "i'm not good at that so why should I do that" urges all the time.

This is familiar. There needs to be a Weekend Duffer track to gym, like there's a Vocational track in high school academic courses.


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2005 9:07:53 am PDT #9768 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Cheese lovers, prepare to salivate.


beth b - Apr 28, 2005 9:08:30 am PDT #9769 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my intro to athletics.

gym class

swimming lessons - with swim teachers that talked about the octopus in the lake ( which I knew wasn't there, but...!). Seriously, the reason I can swim is because I couldn't stay out of the water - adn my mom doesn't swim well. so she made me take lessons until I could really swim well. I think if I had slightly better insturcters that didn't scare me quite so much I could have gotten into doing it compettively. Some day I''d love a a lap pool .

ice skateing and bicycling - both of which my dad taught me until I could do it . It felt like it took me 10,000x as long to learn it than anyone else. but I still like both - even though learning was tramatic at the time. ( tears, crying, sobbing)

my father getting the whole family up at dawn to go hiking " comeon , its good for you - it grows hair on your chest" that was the rallying cry. For the record, the man had 3 daughters.

today- I like to bike, swim, ice skate, and walk. some hiking, but not to strenuous. I will go to the gym - because I recognizes how much good it does. Sadly, I am still trying to convince dh that saying " let's go work out" does not inspire me. " let's go for a fun bike ride" or "let's go for a walk on the trail" are good. Never mention the word workout. My hangup - but it is easy to work around.


beth b - Apr 28, 2005 9:10:29 am PDT #9770 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

mmm... cheese


Jessica - Apr 28, 2005 9:11:07 am PDT #9771 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I saw that article on Wednesday. It confused me that they talked almost nonstop about Artisanal, but didn't mention Picholine at all, since they share both a cheese cave and Maître Fromager.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 9:11:07 am PDT #9772 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

did you really play rounders?

It's a fairly standard part of the English educational influence (hand in hand with cricket, netball, etc.)

What is it like, as a game?

I'd always figured it was like softball, but I've never played softball. Loosely baseballesque with underarm pitching. You can score full or half rounders, and also be penalised rounders.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 28, 2005 9:14:10 am PDT #9773 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I loved having the ball and running hard right through the potential tacklers.

I was always pretty good at reversing direction on a dime and making myself small - people would go right past you before they could process what was happening. On the other side of the ball, I was also really good at going down low and taking people's legs out from under them. This also proved useful when dealing with persistantly inappropriate moshers. My biggest problem when I had the ball was that while I could manouver, I didn't have the endurance to keep it up for long, so inevitably my reversal ability kept slowing down.


shrift - Apr 28, 2005 9:16:07 am PDT #9774 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Just today?

Well, I'm not exactly in a bad mood, but I'm in pain, so I'll be polite and civil as long as you leave me alone and don't make things difficult. As Frank Pembleton says, "Please don't be an idiot. Thank you."


Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2005 9:16:08 am PDT #9775 of 10001
What is even happening?

Smear the queer is the worst name, ever. I don't think I've ever heard that before today. I'm still cringing every time I read it.

We played a similar game, but it was called Kill the Man with the Ball.