My personal favorite moment of the entire show came earlier, though, when Stewart mocked the tee-heeing giggly us-girls ineptitude of the CNN co-anchors at the end of a serious, depressing story in which a spokesflackster had just lied on-air: he flailed, he giggled, he exploded into righteous expletive-laced fury. I would've had his baby right then and there.

Yes! I'd forgotten about that in my irritation with the these-schools-today-head-shake thing, but that was wicked. And I like his sparing use of bleeped obscenity. It nicely adds emphasis to the comedy -- like, "Look at this, isn't this funny? In the way that it drives you fucking insane?"

What's the joke about the "Conflicting theories about the Earth's shape" headline?

Well, a lot of schools are eliminating recess.

Oh, lord. I would hate to be the 2nd grade teacher of a recess-deprived bunch of kids. Do they really expect the little blighters to sit calmly at their desks from 8-3, with only a lunch break? Heck, I can't do that and I'm 37.

Well, a lot of schools are eliminating recess

True, but that's a money issue more than a morality issue, isn't it?

In my elementary school, freeze tag was one of those "It's too nice a day for me to give you a structured class today" gym class games. (Dodge ball was the rainy-day equivalent.)

What's the joke about the "Conflicting theories about the Earth's shape" headline?

Dubya announces the world is flat, the next day's headlines read "Shape of Earth: Views Differ"?

Oh, I should point out that I totally agree that groundless praise is an inefficient motivator and ends up undercutting drive and achievement, by the way. Like everything, there's a balance. But, see, since education schools aren't STUPID, they didn't need her to write a book to tell them that.

In my elemetary school, PE had, on a weekly basis, dodgeball AND square dancing. It was very effective torture for all involved. The PE teacher was amean ass bitch too. She would yell at me for bringing in a note excusing me because I had a piece of glass in my foot and was waiting for surgery to be scheduled.

Bitch. She's still working in the district. Mom says she's mellowed some but is still a bitch who has no business dealing with kids.

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But, really, I don't know what dodgeball was like in its original incarnation, and I'm perfectly happy to give original dodgeball a pass -- but by the mid to late 70s dodgeball was a way for popular kids to fuck with unpopular ones with the teacher's permission.

At my school, it usually played out as such: Round One, the smallest and weakest kids get nailed with balls thrown so hard the kids are sometimes driven to their knees. Round Two: The popular kids make soft little baby tosses at their friends, who frequently jump right into the path of the ball to get tagged out on purpose so they can go stand by their friends and toss the ball across the circle to each other.

An exciting variation was the one where getting nailed was a sign of popularity, so the game started out with all the shiny kids nailing their best friends immediately and then spending the next 15 minutes tossing the ball back and forth while the goats in the middle just stand there invisibly.

And all the time, the teacher looking on.

Some of Sommers earlier work, like the thing about boys, has some merit. But I think she makes the mistake of going to the opposite extreme of whatever stance she's criticizing at the time.

Well, a lot of schools are eliminating recess. And who ever played tag in gym? So there you go.

This is the most ridiculous philosophy. Our kids are getting fatter and more sedentary, and we're treating how many for ADD and ADHD, but let's stop sending them outside to blow off some steam for 20 minutes a day.

I too laughed and cried at the CNN talking heads and gay marriage. I think Jon may have been chastened enough by that story to go after Hoff Sommers.

I'm not sure how tag could be eliminated from public schools. In gym class, sure, but at recess? It's ridiculously impractical.

Yes, exactly, this is what I said. I also said that the rule whereby you eliminate tag because, presumably, it ostracizes some children would have to be applied to ALL sports-- any game where kids lose, or can be less competent than other children, or can trip or be pushed. Bob thought that expecting this kind of consistency would be ridiculous.

This is cool:

On the 22nd of December 2004, Kyle Van Horn taped a disposable camera to a piece of black foamcore and inscribed upon it the following message: "ATTENTION POSTAL WORKERS! Please help us with our project. As this camera travels across the country we want photos of all whom it encounters. Please take a photo before you pass it along. Thank you!"

He then bordered it with attention-getting red tape and dropped it off at a post office in Baltimore, MD. A week later, it arrived at my home in Portland, OR with all 27 exposures taken. What follows in the extended entry is all 24 pictures that came out, in the order they were taken (3 of the 27 were blank.) Some have had minor levels adjustments for the sake of visibility, but they have not been color-corrected or cropped in any significant way.