Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - Apr 27, 2005 11:19:21 am PDT #9360 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

-t, you just made me furiously scratch the back of my head. shudder I like spiders, but not WHEN THEY'RE ON ME!!!!1!!


tommyrot - Apr 27, 2005 11:20:14 am PDT #9361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So I take a closer look, and I've got a wee grey spider dancing on my hand. It must have fallen on my head. Freaky.

Are you by chance sitting on a tuffett?


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2005 11:21:20 am PDT #9362 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a spider in my bathroom sink for days. Yes, it's kind of odd that I can use my sink and have a spider sit, dry, in a corner for days. Odder, though, I think is that it took that long to leave.

Or maybe it did leave and kept coming back -- how long would it take a spider to starve to death?


Beverly - Apr 27, 2005 11:23:20 am PDT #9363 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

-t, look up! I was watching the teevee one night when the same thing happened to me. Turns out? There was a spider egg on the ceiling I'd overlooked in cleaning. It had hatched, and there were dozens of tiny paratroopers rapelling down from the ceiling.


-t - Apr 27, 2005 11:23:56 am PDT #9364 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Are you by chance sitting on a tuffett?

I'm not sure. I am sitting.

But I haven't eaten curds and whey in days.

(Eta: Eep! Thanks, Beverly. I don't see anything up there. Except another lightbulb is out.)


Connie Neil - Apr 27, 2005 11:25:30 am PDT #9365 of 10001
brillig

Ah, spider hatching season. When the extra periods in the sentence on your computer screen suddenly get up and wander off.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 11:25:42 am PDT #9366 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There was a spider egg on the ceiling I'd overlooked in cleaning. It had hatched, and there were dozens of tiny paratroopers rapelling down from the ceiling.

never stops screaming


msbelle - Apr 27, 2005 11:25:55 am PDT #9367 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mini-Whee. My re-finance is going through on Monday which means by the end of next week I will have cash money to pay off all credit cards. it only took 5 months to get it through.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2005 11:28:03 am PDT #9368 of 10001
What is even happening?

Eeek.

That is to the spider attacks, not msbelle's financing, which is a yay type of situation.

ita, how could you not kill the spider in your sink?


sarameg - Apr 27, 2005 11:31:19 am PDT #9369 of 10001

itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout down the lady's head

Ooh money.