You know, there is just a TV series just waiting for Joss, "Nutty The Cheetah Slayer".
And in my head, it's "Nutty Thah Cheetah Slayah." And her sidekick is played by Matt Damon. "So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my slayah, take her job and give it to her sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby cheetah, hit the hash pipe and join the Watcher's Academy?"
I told the Cheetahs there was a slayer in town, and this was their reaction:
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Lazy cheetahs.
And her sidekick is played by Matt Damon.
Yes, please. Double-please, if he comes with his own 3rd base box tickets to Fenway.
Yeah, but they don't know that Nutty is the Chosen One. The one born with the strength and snark to fight the cheetahs, to stop the spread of their spots and the lengend of their toughness.
Psst. Nutty wants to go to 3rd base with Matt Damon. Pass it on. </twelve>
Ooooh! Will have to look for info. Thanks.
Sadly, they don't seem to have put up a recording of the at kroq(dot)com. I'll keep checking, just in case, but I'm not holding out too much hope. They may also (hope, hope, hope) sell some recordings of the session on iTunes, as they did for a fund raiser when Incubus sang Roxanne, accompanied by Andy Stuart and Stuart Copeland, and KROQ's Almost Acoustic Christmas (still available the last time I checked, and damned worth the $0.99 price, too).
Psst. Nutty wants to go to 3rd base with Matt Damon. Pass it on.
Now don't start rumors like that, by the time the story gets to the sixth person, people will be saying that Nutty was going to 3rd base with Kevin Bacon.
What? Nutty is sitting behind 3rd base eating bacon?
Wait wait wait. My third base is not just for anybody.
(Actually, last time Damon was in the 3rd base box he got somebody into trouble, because he was in the press area, which, he is not a member of the press, but being Matt Damon, he got onto TV, so everybody could see that he was a not-press person in the press area. I think some of Fox 25's press passes got revoked for a couple of weeks in June for that.)