Hey, no Baltimore or Chicago in the Happiest/Depressed City list.

I'm still pretty much convinced the poor son of one my wife's ex-coworkers had the worst first name/middle name combination I've ever heard. Norbert Adolf

Not enough *shudder* in the world. Dare I ask if the last name was mock-worthy as well (not that I need the actual last name)?

See what I'm getting at?

Mmmhmm. And I suspect because it looks like Logan was the rapist or cloesly in on it, it will turn out he isn't. I bet he had the drugs, but I also bet he doesn't know who got a mickey slipped to them. Either that, or he drugged her and then just stole her panties to make her think something had happened. If it's the latter, I may have to throw things at the screen.

Allyson, I think your surname is timely for a resurgence as a first name.

I'm told it sounds like a stage name. I could've thought of something better, like "Allyson Inferno." Maybe "Rage Ironfists."

I could've thought of something better, like "Allyson Inferno." Maybe "Rage Ironfists."

What would you be doing on said stage?

Heh. That reminds me of Sledge Rockfist, Slab Ribroast or my favorite: Chunk Manmusk.

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Though, worse for my brother in the Marines where everyone is called by their last name.

Ouch. I just heard "A Boy Named Sue" in a restaurant yesterday.

What would you be doing on said stage?

Twirling the streamers on my pasties and kicking ass.

Twirling the streamers on my pasties and kicking ass.

They fight crime.

I seem to have a case of the sillies today. Lord only knows why.

Hubby generally goes by his last name, which, as can be seen from my ID, is a standard first name. His real first name has often been used as a last name, so we get a lot of mail addressed to Neil (First name as last name). Neighbors get confused, "Wait, you're Connie Neil, but your husband's name is Neil. He's Neil Neil?" "He was raised military. Only his mother, sister, brother, and smarmy people who think they're being friendly call him by his first name."

I think he should go by his middle name. Donzel's a cool name. (German family name on his mother's side, I think)

My father dropped his middle name entirely, reduced his first name to an initial, and uses his mother's surname as his first. It's a valid if not that popular first name, and one I'd happily use for a daughter of mine.