You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2005 5:02:27 am PDT #9149 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Yay for Isaac!


tommyrot - Apr 27, 2005 5:03:57 am PDT #9150 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And also, middle name=Monkeypants. IJS.

How difficult is it for a kid to keep his middle name secret all through grade school and high school?


erikaj - Apr 27, 2005 5:07:21 am PDT #9151 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Pretty hard...my mother hates hers.


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2005 5:07:24 am PDT #9152 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

So, Kansas City is tied with New York for depression. Oh well, what's important is Kansas City is less depressed than St. Louis.


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2005 5:08:43 am PDT #9153 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I discovered that when you go by your middle name, that it's very anticlimatic when people discover your middle name.


Cashmere - Apr 27, 2005 5:10:25 am PDT #9154 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't hate my middle name, but I hate the combined effect of being part of a set of twins with the names: Lori Kaye and Lisa Faye.

It's sing-song scary.


-t - Apr 27, 2005 5:11:38 am PDT #9155 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've known a couple of Michaelas that went by Mike.


tommyrot - Apr 27, 2005 5:13:05 am PDT #9156 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've always disliked my middle name, which is John. Too boring. Plus that resulted in my nickname in high school being Tommy John.

edit for brain fart.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2005 5:14:05 am PDT #9157 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just think it would suck going through elementary school and middle school, bearing it.

In theory, it sucked going through school with my name, and even more with my sister's. But neither of us would trade. I think it's not one of thoses things that'll tip school over into hell by default.

I didn't find out my father's middle name until I was in my teens. But I'm sure if he'd been Monkeypants, he'd have worn it proudly.


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2005 5:16:26 am PDT #9158 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm still pretty much convinced the poor son of one my wife's ex-coworkers had the worst first name/middle name combination I've ever heard. Norbert Adolf