Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Apr 27, 2005 4:20:21 am PDT #9122 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have an aunt named Bill. Her name is actually Bill Jane. They called her Willy Jane. For real.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2005 4:21:41 am PDT #9123 of 10001
What is even happening?

She's not even Wilhelmina, Cashmere?


Cashmere - Apr 27, 2005 4:22:09 am PDT #9124 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Nope. Bill. Just Bill.

Silly Hillybillies.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2005 4:24:45 am PDT #9125 of 10001
What is even happening?

Was she named for somebody?

I always wondered about that actress that played Mama Walton--Michael Learned. It's pretty, and eye-catching, but that's just something I wouldn't do to a kid, because a kid has to live the first 20 something years of his life with other kids, who just aren't going care how creative, or nostalgic a name is.


tommyrot - Apr 27, 2005 4:24:45 am PDT #9126 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A funny commercial - Darth Vader vs. Hollywood executives: [link]


sarameg - Apr 27, 2005 4:25:10 am PDT #9127 of 10001

El Paso is a happy city? El Paso?!

They're smoking something funny. That place is a concrete armpit. I'll bet it was based on sunny days or some shit.

Yay Burrell and baby (and Dad and new big sister!)!

Why does a cat find a hairspray lid at 5 am? Why do I wake up at 6 am when I have no intention of getting up and the alarm hasn't gone off?


Connie Neil - Apr 27, 2005 4:26:47 am PDT #9128 of 10001
brillig

So, Salt Lake City is just a bit less depressed than New York. This amuses me.


erinaceous - Apr 27, 2005 4:28:11 am PDT #9129 of 10001
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

I am here only to say "Welcome Isaac!" and "SERENITY: SQUEEE!"

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Natter.


Cashmere - Apr 27, 2005 4:28:32 am PDT #9130 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Was she named for somebody?

Probably for an uncle or something like that. Dad never said for sure. His other sisters are Norrie, Kate and Liddy. The boys names are all pretty common: John, Rob, Wes, Howard and Joe.


DXMachina - Apr 27, 2005 4:30:52 am PDT #9131 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The happiest and most depressed cities in the US:

I never in my wildest dreams would've imagined that one of the hap-hap-happiest places in the US would be Jersey City.