You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2005 7:29:47 am PDT #8925 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I totally fucked up a pair of new suede school shoes by playing in the dirt in them the week before school started, but that was because I didn't really like them in the first place. I was a very passive aggressive child.


sumi - Apr 26, 2005 7:35:06 am PDT #8926 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, I am. 4.5 hours to go.


Beverly - Apr 26, 2005 7:35:59 am PDT #8927 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Heh. A friend and neighbor said she could always tell...DH's car was in the driveway at lunch...and the kids were out on the deck with popsicles.


sarameg - Apr 26, 2005 7:39:46 am PDT #8928 of 10001

You are causing me to remember all sorts of little details. We didn't have the normal popsicles. Sometimes mom would freeze oj or apple juice, but mostly she used yogurt. I remember the yummy of the chunks of frozen fruit in the peach yogurt ones.


Allyson - Apr 26, 2005 7:56:37 am PDT #8929 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm kinda mad at Lush. I ordered a gift for a friend last week. They assigned it a tracking number on Thursday, with a not that all items were in stock. Come Monday, they hadn't even moved their lazy asses near the door. So I called. They assigned it a shipping number, sure, but hadn't actually shipped it.

It's Tuesday, and still, nothing. And I ordered my mom's and sil's gifts through them early this morning with priority shipping (which was a fortune, as much as the gift. I'm feeling stupid. I should just cancel, go to friggin LUSH and ship it myself.

I just wasn't thinking. It was convenient to order, but now I'm mad.

Me= DUMBASS.


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2005 7:56:57 am PDT #8930 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

After being called, by a cow-orker, to look up something in our internal databases, that she has access to, I had to order this. I will wear it to work as soon as I get it.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 26, 2005 8:08:52 am PDT #8931 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know people are dying for another time-waster.
Guess the Google
Dana, you're completely evil. Evil. Evil. Evil. With a capital First, The.

Here's the [link] in case people missed it the first time. Right now, I'm having trouble loading the page, so maybe everyone is already there.

Did I mention that Dana is evil?


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 8:08:58 am PDT #8932 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

ChiKat, I am SO getting that shirt! In red.


Tom Scola - Apr 26, 2005 8:10:01 am PDT #8933 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Hee! One of the keywords I got when I took the test was BLING !!!


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 8:11:58 am PDT #8934 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Tom, I got that one, too. It made me laugh loudly enough that my co-workers wanted to know what I was doing. Curses!