Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 26, 2005 7:02:54 am PDT #8913 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Parents, your children will wash. Their clothes will wash. Let them play in the mud.

Someone needed to tell my aunt this when I was young. I spent most of my summers and short vacations at my granparents' playing in the woods and creeks. I'd always come in filthy with leaves and twigs (and probably a bug or two) in my hair. My other aunts (dad's acutal sisters) would just put me in the tub and pick the stuff out of my hair. But this one (my uncles second wife) would tell me I could be so pretty if I'd quit playing in the dirt. Then she'd scrub my face, arms and legs and take a hairbrush to my hair (which when you have curly hair and stuff stuck in it, is really painful). Ugh. She was horrible.


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2005 7:06:47 am PDT #8914 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Parents, your children will wash. Their clothes will wash. Let them play in the mud.

My mother's philosophy right there. In the summertime when we'd eat popsicles, she'd make us change into our swim suits then sit us outside to eat our popsicles. When we were done, she'd hose us off.


-t - Apr 26, 2005 7:11:37 am PDT #8915 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I still think popsicles are outside food. NSM with the hosing, though.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2005 7:12:29 am PDT #8916 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NSM with the hosing, though.

Water from the hose is cold.


Theodosia - Apr 26, 2005 7:13:02 am PDT #8917 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Chikat reminds me of the spoof painting of young Jackson Pollock being fed spaghetti and tomato sauce by his mother....


Scrappy - Apr 26, 2005 7:14:00 am PDT #8918 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We had school clothes and play clothes, which we changed into as soon as we got home. My mom didn't care how dirty our play clothes got, or even what they looked like, so old faded t-shirts of my dad's or whatever we wanted were okay.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2005 7:15:45 am PDT #8919 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We had school clothes and barn clothes.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2005 7:19:25 am PDT #8920 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We had school uniforms and clothes that weren't school uniforms. We were encouraged to get none of it dirty. Given how easily mango juice washed out, I think we complied decently.


sumi - Apr 26, 2005 7:24:56 am PDT #8921 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I am very unmotivated today. I have been watching many trailers at the Apple Movie site.


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 7:25:38 am PDT #8922 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Sumi, you're waiting for the Serenity trailer, aren't you?