I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.

Oz ,'Him'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 28, 2005 6:05:07 am PST #829 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, I was just bitched out by Jehovah. This doesn't happen every day, unless you're me.

Him: GOOD MORNING.
Me: Mornin'.
Him: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID? I SAID, "GOOD MORNING."
Me: And I said, "Mornin'."
Him: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM JEHOVAH.
Me: Actually, I think you've mentioned that before.
Him: t long stream of obscenities
Me: t lazy blink
Him: t stalks off angrily


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 6:05:45 am PST #830 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, this is weird. (When you read the article it gets a little less weird, but still.) A boy lost a foot and both hands while playing basketball. Luckily, they were all reattached successfully.

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sumi - Mar 28, 2005 6:08:13 am PST #831 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I like having Patrick Dempsey on my tv ALOT.

Also, I agree that it's funny that Katherine Hegl is playing an Isobel again.

Desperate Housewives is very enjoyable. Can't wait for next week. Also, enjoyed Crossing Jordan. (Nigle+bUgG$evaH!!!>)


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2005 6:09:47 am PST #832 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Well, I was just bitched out by Jehovah. This doesn't happen every day, unless you're me.

Shrift, I think Jehovah has it in for you.

You should tell him you're Shiva.


Kalshane - Mar 28, 2005 6:19:14 am PST #833 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Timelies,

Feeling vaguely disoriented today. Not sure if it's because of the cold, the cold medicine, the fact I slept for 17 hours or some combination of the three.

Not sure if I missed something or it's the afforementioned disorientation, but why is Jehovah talking to shrift?


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 6:21:35 am PST #834 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

why is Jehovah talking to shrift?

Deities sometimes get lonely?


Dana - Mar 28, 2005 6:22:01 am PST #835 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If you were Jehovah, who would you talk to?


shrift - Mar 28, 2005 6:23:31 am PST #836 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Shrift, I think Jehovah has it in for you.

Can't say as I blame him. I have been contemplating Lucifer/Michael lately.


Kalshane - Mar 28, 2005 6:24:08 am PST #837 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Okay. Point. Err, points. (Too out of it to even make an attempt at a comeback.)


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 6:24:16 am PST #838 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you were Jehovah, who would you talk to?

Marky Mark.