They are um...... some other person's children or perhaps just some birds.
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Apr 22, 2005 10:44:09 am PDT #8208 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 10:44:13 am PDT #8209 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Cindy, those couldn't possibly be your children.
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:44:23 am PDT #8210 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Allyson, that link goes to the North Adams Transcript. If you go to the front page of the North Adams Transcript, it's a real newspaper, and the intern story is linked to from the front page. And it is dated today, not April 1.
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:44:55 am PDT #8211 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Cindy, those are not the children you are looking for.
Narrator - Apr 22, 2005 10:45:30 am PDT #8212 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Please tell me that's not my children I hear, shouting at each other, out in the street.
Chris broke out again?
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 10:45:51 am PDT #8213 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dammit, Betsy, I was just coming to tell her that those weren't kids, they were droids.
brenda m - Apr 22, 2005 10:45:57 am PDT #8214 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Look at Cindy's children, all quiet and clean and polite.
Are we sure this is real?
Honestly I thought it was tongue in cheek, laughing at herself for thinking it'd be that easy. Until I got about half-way through and realized it was serious.
Allyson - Apr 22, 2005 10:46:33 am PDT #8215 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I've been having issues with people's sense of entitlement. I got a request for Tim's work addie so someone could send a spec. I said, "Tim's not accepting specs, and I'm uncomfortable giving out work info, sorry!" (paraphrasing)
There was a follow up insistence email with ASSCAPS AND !!!!!
I wonder if she was related to Krystal.
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:47:51 am PDT #8216 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
You know, if I had this necklace, it would drive me nuts. I would be constantly adjusting it so that it was true.
Lyra Jane - Apr 22, 2005 10:48:11 am PDT #8217 of 10001
Up with the sun
Oh, god. I finally read the intern story.
The first thing she needs to realize is that the number of people who want to intern for SPIN >>>>>>> the number of internships they can actually offer. The number of people who want to intern for SPIN, have music-oriented clips, and didn't use fonts on their resume that made the intern coordinator's eyes bleed is probably also >>>> than the number of internships they can offer.
The second thing she needs to realize is that the internship coordinator is probably doing a lot more than answering emails and writing a few record reviews.
The third thing she needs to do is leave journalism.
The fourth thing is to get over herself.