I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 22, 2005 10:33:04 am PDT #8195 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Never had a "disco phase."

This one made me laugh and laugh.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2005 10:33:09 am PDT #8196 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Krystal Grow doesn't even sound like a real name.


Lyra Jane - Apr 22, 2005 10:33:48 am PDT #8197 of 10001
Up with the sun

This is what $750,000 will buy near me.

I'm sure it's a really nice condo, but ...

Yeah, we're going to rent forever.

Also, the happiest of birthdays to Betsy.


tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:34:00 am PDT #8198 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

All Buffistas, remeber, when your work gets rejected or your lover leaves you or life feels like a dead end-- you can comfort yourself with this one glowing beaacon of goodness "Hey, at least I"m not that Krystal Grow chick."

It should be a verb. "Gosh, he sure Krystal Growed his career, huh?"


Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2005 10:34:37 am PDT #8199 of 10001
What is even happening?

That's not LJ. That's the paper where she's interned.

Oh, thanks ita. I must have conflated Allyson's lj with it.


Allyson - Apr 22, 2005 10:36:29 am PDT #8200 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Are we sure this is real? Because honestly, it sounds like someone licking wounds in LJ next to an icon of a fairy riding a unicorn.


-t - Apr 22, 2005 10:36:40 am PDT #8201 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I feel compelled to go buy jewelry from uncommongoods.com so I can always have a tampon around.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 10:37:59 am PDT #8202 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When I buy people jewelry from uncommongoods, I keep the velvet baggie.

There you go.

That's the sort of person I am.


sarameg - Apr 22, 2005 10:40:20 am PDT #8203 of 10001

reels back in horror


Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2005 10:41:55 am PDT #8204 of 10001
What is even happening?

Please tell me that's not my children I hear, shouting at each other, out in the street.