Yeah... That went well.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 4:37:13 am PST #80 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

IIRC, it was a compound fracture, too.

Yeah, that was the stomach churning part. Leg not supposed to bend that way. Unlike Tony C., Emmett's orbital bone is fine, so it shouldn't affect his vision. But yeah, hard white speroids and head-bones do not go well together.


flea - Mar 24, 2005 4:42:19 am PST #81 of 10001
information libertarian

I am pretty sure I saw the Theismann leg break live. It was obvious from the screen that something was badly bad. Legs are not supposed to bend in the middle of the thigh. It wasn't gory - I recall the shot being a distance one - but it gave a sick ooky feeling.

Also, because I'm about six years old I find it really funny that Joe Theismann broke his thigh live on national tv. Good thing he wasn't Joe Headman, or Joe Cervicalvertebraman.


Calli - Mar 24, 2005 4:42:21 am PST #82 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oooh, poor Emmett. I hope everything heals quickly and with minimal pain.

And I'm sorry about Frankenbudda's neighborhood asshat infestation.


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 4:46:04 am PST #83 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Also, because I'm about six years old I find it really funny that Joe Theismann broke his thigh live on national tv.

I have always thought it a crying shame that Joe Theismann didn't win the Heisman trophy. (He came in second to Jim Plunkett.)


Gudanov - Mar 24, 2005 4:57:13 am PST #84 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Much healing-ma to poor Emmett.


Kat - Mar 24, 2005 4:58:43 am PST #85 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kristin are you around still? Can you pop on AIM?


JohnSweden - Mar 24, 2005 5:10:59 am PST #86 of 10001
I can't even.

Morning, folks.

I've seen the Theismann injury too many damn times and plenty of awful career-ending knee and ankle stuff watching soccer.

Mend-ma to Emmitt. When I was reading of his injury, it reminded me of when I was 8, playing box lacrosse and I took an india rubber lacrosse ball in the eye from about 10 feet away. No fracture thankfully, but they had to put stitches in my eye. (ew) Emmitt is a trooper, he'll be back chucking the old horsehide around before you know it.


Pix - Mar 24, 2005 5:12:09 am PST #87 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Kat, I'm teaching but can pop on briefly. Kids are taking a quiz. Just a sec.


Brynn - Mar 24, 2005 5:18:12 am PST #88 of 10001
"I'd rather discuss the permutations of swordplay, with an undertone of definite allusion to sex." Beverly, offering an example of when your characters give you 'tude.

little league baseball injuries seem to have the potential to be the most horrific somehow:

When I did my first-aid recert, the instructor told us a story about how her nephew was hit in the eye with baseball thrown from the outfield as he was pulling into second after a fairly decent run on a bunt... Apparently the pressure/angle of the hit caused his eyeball to pop out of his head, though it remained attached and his reaction was one of flight, so the eye was all bobbing up and down as he ran, and she admitted to actually having had to tackle him in order to apply first aid *insert the whole paper cup stabilize eye injury lecture here*

My reaction, being tired and sick and in a fistaid class, was, of course, to wonder what it must have looked like through the one eye spinning all over the place.

(oh, his vision was fine after. They stabilized the eye soon enough so that there weren't any long term effects).


UTTAD - Mar 24, 2005 5:18:33 am PST #89 of 10001
Strawberry disappointment.

As horrible as the Theismann one was there was a footie player in England by the name of Busst who had a worse break

Warning: Nasty picture in the link.