I remember when I was about 3 or 4 being confused by my parents' enema bag.
Pity my best friend, who once went searching for a straw in our house and ended up finding the tubing for my grandmother's enema kit. He thought I was joking about it til the horrified look on my face convinced him.
I had the same reaction, Susan.
Yeah, it's just so
weird.
I mean, I never,
ever
think in terms of loyalty to politicians. If anything, the shoe is on the other foot--they're the ones who are supposed to be loyal to the people who voted them there and the Constitution that holds the whole thing together.
they're the ones who are supposed to be loyal to the people who voted them there
Indeed. I see GW Bush as an employee that, sadly, the rest of the management didn't chose to fire at his last review.
And I am not pleased with his performance. At. All.
Nope...he would totally be on a performance plan. Maybe wearing "flair' too.
I will admit I've pondered crate training for O.
Just call it a Skinner Box and you'll be covered!
OMG, ita is one of those girls that likes mini-sized things. squeeing in the travel eisle of the drug store is unacceptable.
OMG, what is wrong with you? Mini-sized things are the BEST. My grandmother still gives me samples when she gets them. Oh, which reminds me, apparently you can get a free sample of Tide for cold water on tide.com
OMG, Au Bon Pain has the most delicious new steak and goronzola cheese sammich. Delish, I tell you! It also involves caramelized onions.
HMOG. Wait -- I don't think I like gorgonzola. Phew!
Nope...he would totally be on a performance plan. Maybe wearing "flair' too.
Now totally brainwormed with images of Rumsfeld muttering about his missing stapler.
With summer coming up I'm trying to get ready to deal with my conservative pro Bush relatives, I have batshit crazy relatives that worship FOX NEWS.
They definitly go with "don't say anything bad about the President! That's wrong and unAmerican!" And when I've pointed out that they spent 8 years saying worse about Clinton I get "that's different! He was a crook and a murderer. And we are at WAR. Why aren't you patriotic? There's a war!"
And I don't really argue with that. I could, but I have to pick my battles. I know they won't change their mind about anything and it's pisses me off to talk to them so I just save it all for the really racist stuff.
nothing is wrong with me. you are on the squeeing-silly-girls-who-wear big-bows-and-make-me-roll-my-eyes list, too.
They definitly go with "don't say anything bad about the President! That's wrong and unAmerican!" And when I've pointed out that they spent 8 years saying worse about Clinton I get "that's different! He was a crook and a murderer. And we are at WAR. Why aren't you patriotic? There's a war!"
Try this: "What are you a fuckin' communist? Go lick Stalin's ass while you're at. I'm an 'murrican, goddamit, and that means I
always
question authority. That's how we founded this country, right? Apparently you've got a hard-on for Mao and total conformity."