I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Apr 19, 2005 7:30:07 am PDT #6858 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

ChiKat, Fullerton under I-94.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2005 7:30:30 am PDT #6859 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In 6th grade I did a report on James Buchanan. The only think I remember is my teacher laughing when I pronounced his name wrong.


ChiKat - Apr 19, 2005 7:30:46 am PDT #6860 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Okay, two things. First, that watermark doesn't look like anything but a waterstain. What the hell? Second, I love the graffiti right next to it, "Satan Loves U"


Gudanov - Apr 19, 2005 7:31:00 am PDT #6861 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Of course they can! You want to fix that, start buying billboards and ad time for McKinley and Taft -- don't bitch about adolescents' awareness of the world around them!

I'm very skeptical of those "Look how little people know stories." I remember one about how (low number)% of adults can name the nine justices on the supreme court. If stuff doesn't come up day to day, then you're going to forget. One's Harding and Polk administration knowledge doesn't get exercised very much.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2005 7:31:14 am PDT #6862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently no pope.

I confused.


sumi - Apr 19, 2005 7:31:52 am PDT #6863 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

McKinley did have a mountain named after him (but haven't we been calling the mountain Denali for a long time?)


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2005 7:32:08 am PDT #6864 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

McKinley was also assassinated; you think that might make him memorable.

Okay, yes, I only know that because of Sondheim.

I only know that because of Sarah Vowell.

I probably knew that he was assassinated when I was in grade school, but since then I'd forgotten which 19th-century presidents got shot.


shrift - Apr 19, 2005 7:32:23 am PDT #6865 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, will you marry me?

We'll run away together! You'll talk about math, and I will slounge and say, "Huh." And then we will let ita fight crime for us.

They can't just give up! One day your throne will be available.

The throne is vacant from whenever I leave in the evening to around 11am the next day. It's a time-share throne. They are welcome to avail themselves of it at such times when it is not in use by moi.

Speaking of thrones, I was out with friends Saturday after shopping for wedding gear, and after I broke the seal, I had to come back to the table and report, "The toilet paper dispenser is fomenting a coup d'etat. It wants to behead everyone connected with the throne."


brenda m - Apr 19, 2005 7:32:39 am PDT #6866 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

ita, that link doesn't work for me. What does it say?


amych - Apr 19, 2005 7:32:46 am PDT #6867 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Apparently no pope.

I think that was this morning's lack-of-pope.