You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Emily - Apr 18, 2005 2:31:59 pm PDT #6683 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

That's your job as a teacher -- to teach kids that every book is going to have wrong/biased/missing stuff, and that's why they need to read more than one book.

Is that really going to work, though? I mean, in college, or even if it's something they're doing a report on, sure, but every week for homework in their social studies class?

Eh, it's not like they meant to get it wrong, and I assume they probably corrected it in later editions. It's particularly bothersome because it not just gets it wrong, it makes a point with it. Anyway, I suppose such a teacher would be familiar enough with the material to know when there's a problem with the text.

Fortunately, I'm not gonna teach history. Thank God.


Jesse - Apr 18, 2005 2:33:59 pm PDT #6684 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is that really going to work, though? I mean, in college, or even if it's something they're doing a report on, sure, but every week for homework in their social studies class?

I just meant in principle, not that they should fact-check every line of every textbook. It would be more like a head's up.


lori - Apr 18, 2005 2:35:14 pm PDT #6685 of 10001

How else are they going to learn the moon landing was faked?

ixnay on the akefay....


Allyson - Apr 18, 2005 2:37:53 pm PDT #6686 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

They're on to us.


Jesse - Apr 18, 2005 2:40:27 pm PDT #6687 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just realized why I even care about this: I'm still mad from first grade or whenever it was we learned subtraction, and they told me that if I had written (say) 2-5, I must have written it wrong. Just tell me I'll learn how to do that later! Not that it's impossible!!!1!-1!!


Glamcookie - Apr 18, 2005 2:54:22 pm PDT #6688 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

At least you didn't have a nun telling you that if you erased, angels would tell her you did and you'd fail.

t still not over Sister Patricia - shudder


DawnK - Apr 18, 2005 2:59:06 pm PDT #6689 of 10001
giraffe mode

is very, very glad she did not have Sister Patricia as a teacher


lori - Apr 18, 2005 3:04:03 pm PDT #6690 of 10001

!!!1!-1!!

love this.


Jesse - Apr 18, 2005 3:04:50 pm PDT #6691 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

HMOG. I had some wacky teachers, but none like THAT! Why did god put erasers right there on the ends of pencils if we're not supposed to use them??


Topic!Cindy - Apr 18, 2005 3:23:40 pm PDT #6692 of 10001
What is even happening?

At least you didn't have a nun telling you that if you erased, angels would tell her you did and you'd fail.
Oh, no.

Also? I adore your tag, GC.

(for posterity)

Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope - Onion headline