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Natter 34: Freak With No Name

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Jesse - Apr 18, 2005 9:23:22 am PDT #6598 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What Betsy said.

Jessica - Apr 18, 2005 9:25:22 am PDT #6599 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If only she'd put it on vibrate...

Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.

They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt.

A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.

Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.

On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.

Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina.

However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim.

Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

Aims - Apr 18, 2005 9:27:48 am PDT #6600 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

How does she answer call waiting?

t shudder

Typo Boy - Apr 18, 2005 9:30:55 am PDT #6601 of 10001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Thanks Betsy and Jesse - advice taken.

Ouise - Apr 18, 2005 9:33:13 am PDT #6602 of 10001

Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

Hey, she stole that idea from AbFab.

Calli - Apr 18, 2005 9:34:37 am PDT #6603 of 10001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

{{{Ouise and family}}}

Daisy Jane - Apr 18, 2005 9:41:03 am PDT #6604 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It seems like we need to turn up the ~ma for everyone. In the interest of putting good vibes out there (and showing off), here's Oz!

He's a little too curious to look at the camera if he's not being scratched

Oz in profile