one of those pink & brown shrunken tweed jackets (that ties shut with a limp satin ribbon bow)

I'm sorry, I broke after that description. I hate those tiny, ill-fitting jackets, and I haven't even seen ones that don't button close.

Um, er, ita? I broke after that picture, too.

I like the Mizrahi skirtini.

Note to everybody else on the Internet:

PLEASE LEARN TO SPELL.

Thank you.

Is the key to shrunken the not closing in front? I tried on a small jacket last weekend, with fasteners that extended past the jacket instead. It looked ... okay. A bit mod, a bit futuristic, but there wasn't the love required.

Burrell, I am so glad to break you. I thought of you especial.

Follow-up lush question -- is there a simple way to find out which bath bombs glitter and which don't?

Um, check the ingredient list?

Fairy Dust (Polybutylene terephthalate & Acrylates copolymer),

I kinda like the shrunken look. I can wear my pre-pregnancy stuff that is still way to small and look in style.

Last night my friends and I were playing the "Incredibly Drunk or Are Her Shoes Just Painful (or both?)" game as we drove down the row. Way entertaining. Also, lots of visible butt crack, on girls with jeans that were just way way too low. Weird.

WHOA! They brought Absolute Delight back!

Um, check the ingredient list?

Let me refer you to the definition of "simple". I was kinda going for "not involved or complicated".

Ooh! That reminds me, last night on the radio the DJ claimed that someone on ebay was selling unicorn poop. The description said that scientific analysis would show it to be cat scat with drugstore glitter on it and epoxy, but that's just because scientists don't believe in magic. Karma was mentioned as well. Top bid at the time was around $500.

Is the key to shrunken the not closing in front?

That's part of it, but the shrunken jackets I've seen also have smaller-than-usual lapels, and are are barely waist-length.