Yeah. What idiot would try to fead a headless chicken a corn kernel?
In more cheerful animal news, Clay Henry, the Beer-drinking Goat
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:12:25 am PDT #5908 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Apr 15, 2005 6:20:35 am PDT #5909 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The OC this season has been...variable. I'm loving Julie Cooper, everyone else is annoying me. Summer's making no sense, neither is Ryan, and Seth's not cute anymore. Marissa remains Marissa, but she's looking better this season in comparison with the other three. Bleah.
Lyra Jane - Apr 15, 2005 6:29:30 am PDT #5910 of 10001
Up with the sun
I loved drunk power-ballad singing Julie Cooper last night.
Everything else? Eh. Want Trey and Zach to go away now.
Steph L. - Apr 15, 2005 6:37:40 am PDT #5911 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I loved drunk power-ballad singing Julie Cooper last night.
Heh. "For Whitesnake!"
I love Zach, but my god, he has the worst hair EVAR. Though most of the rest of the cast are runners-up for worst hair. Marissa's is fine, and Sandy's is fine but is approaching needing a trim. But Ryan's is too short, Kirsten's needs to be brushed, and Summer's is just weird.
DXMachina - Apr 15, 2005 6:41:00 am PDT #5912 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I foresee a lot of unnecessary check-writing in my future....
Feel free to send me as many unnecessary checks as you'd like.
Jim - Apr 15, 2005 6:42:15 am PDT #5913 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
The OC this season has been...variable. I'm loving Julie Cooper, everyone else is annoying me. Summer's making no sense, neither is Ryan, and Seth's not cute anymore. Marissa remains Marissa, but she's looking better this season in comparison with the other three. Bleah.
This is all true. I haven't bothered to watch the last one yet and I've had it a week. It's hit that Dawson's point where you realise that without vampires or detection there's only so much you can do with 4 attractive teenagers (well, only so much you can show on network TV, anyway).
Allyson - Apr 15, 2005 6:56:41 am PDT #5914 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Spmepne please kick my ass. But not ita, I need her in top form, she needs to rest. I may stop by her house with a masseuse later.
I need to get in gear, get in the shower, pack. I need to find a box. I need to fill my tank with gas and get on the road. Gah.
Maria - Apr 15, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #5915 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Get a move on, missy. You've got to dump half a paycheck into your gas tank and sit in LA traffic, all without being stinky.
There's your motivation....
sarameg - Apr 15, 2005 7:01:11 am PDT #5916 of 10001
I have a question. Have we ever seen Marissa's sister? The one with the alopeciaed pony?
I have an annoying earworm. It's Born in the Seventies and unfortunately in my head consists of blahdebladeblablahbluh blahdebladeblablahbluh boorn in the seventies..."
Earworms suck when you don't remember lyrics.
JZ - Apr 15, 2005 7:02:22 am PDT #5917 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Spmepne please kick my ass.
This is just so pretty, I had to save it before it got edited back into coherency.
Also, Allyson, I command you to get in gear, get in the shower, pack, find a box, fill your tank with gas and get on the road. You may now consider your ass kicked.