Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.

Buffy ,'Him'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 7:27:00 am PDT #5616 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like to stare out a window or close my eyes. If you take notes, don't type.

I also pace a lot.


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2005 7:29:09 am PDT #5617 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Any last minute tips?

Say as if to someone in the room, "Bring me a Pepsi." Then play a recording of a Cylon saying, "By your command."


sarameg - Apr 14, 2005 7:29:34 am PDT #5618 of 10001

Also, don't periodically stop to scream "Shut up, bitch, I'm on the phone!" to someone in the background.

Oh god, this reminds me. When I got a phone call offering me a job (basically a call from HR) the kids I was nannying decided to start WW3 the second I picked up the phone. There was a barking dog, screaming children, tears, blood, name-calling, the crash of furniture, doors slamming, the whole deal. It was just GREAT.


Wolfram - Apr 14, 2005 7:32:56 am PDT #5619 of 10001
Visilurking

I'm going to a friend's empty house for the call. Leaving now. Thanks guys - and a whole helluva a lot of jobma please.


Scrappy - Apr 14, 2005 7:35:35 am PDT #5620 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sending loads of -ma Wolfram-ward.


Gudanov - Apr 14, 2005 7:35:59 am PDT #5621 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Good luck Wolfram!


-t - Apr 14, 2005 7:38:27 am PDT #5622 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck, Wolfram!


beth b - Apr 14, 2005 7:47:34 am PDT #5623 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

job -ma Wolfram


Cashmere - Apr 14, 2005 7:48:35 am PDT #5624 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Job-ma Wolfram! Good luck!


Betsy HP - Apr 14, 2005 7:49:37 am PDT #5625 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Knock 'em dead, cowboy.