I love how Calvin's dad explains to him that color photography has always existed, and all photos are color. But years ago, reality was all black and white....
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2005 12:19:11 pm PST #542 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2005 12:20:11 pm PST #543 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
God thinks it looks really pretty because he's just watching it from a distance.
Yeah. At least Santa stalks us from up close.
Sean K - Mar 25, 2005 12:20:14 pm PST #544 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
And I wasn't meaning to pick on you, LJ. That song just struck me that way the first time I heard it, and that interpretation stuck with me.
Strix - Mar 25, 2005 12:20:23 pm PST #545 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hee! I have no compunctions about karaoke! I always sing "Copacabana" and then usually something by Pat Benatar. Although one of my favorites was "Kiss Me Deadly" my Lita Ford. Wow, I was loaded and it was so fun to sing that!
Laura - Mar 25, 2005 12:20:38 pm PST #546 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Short of memorizing the almanac, it probably is the best way to cope with kids who ask too many questions.
I totally make shit up when answering the kids questions. I must do it too well because it only encourages them. The more outragious the answers the more frequent the questions.
Daisy Jane - Mar 25, 2005 12:20:51 pm PST #547 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Mine fourth. Short of memnorizing the almnac, it probably is the best way to cope with kids who ask too many questions.
Ah, see my dad would point something out to you and then start making shit up about it. He had my cousin convinced that tuna fish was possum in a can. Which is funny because my grandfather had the same cousin convinced that tamales were made from turtles. Poor Krissie has some food issues.
I learned at a very early age not to ask my dad, and just to go look it up myself.
Sean K - Mar 25, 2005 12:21:20 pm PST #548 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
i.e. we know the world is a shitty place, but God thinks it looks really pretty because he's just watching it from a distance.
Snerkity.
Lyra Jane - Mar 25, 2005 12:21:46 pm PST #549 of 10001
Up with the sun
And I wasn't meaning to pick on you, LJ.
I know you weren't, so no apology needed.
I agree it's not a very pro-God song.
Alibelle - Mar 25, 2005 12:22:02 pm PST #550 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Don't weep, DX. I'm incredibly musically ignorant, even compared to people who are younger than I am.
No, it's a song about Bart Starr. When the Packers won the first two Super Bowls, his players would hold up their Super Bowl rings to him and say, "Ring-O! Ring-O" and then sing a song. The songs they'd sing became known as Ringo Starr song
I'm also incredibly football ignorant, and yet, I think you guys are all making this stuff up.
Susan W. - Mar 25, 2005 12:22:06 pm PST #551 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Annabel can now reach things on the dining nook table. I think she's growing in both actual height and ability to stretch out every day.
Help.
I may have to go with that plan for shelves at 5' and 6' all around every wall in the house for storage after all.