We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 10:18:28 am PDT #5414 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just ate my first In-N-Out burger. It's not half bad.

In the drive-through line (SoCal needs more drive throughs -- banks, pharmacies, liquor stores, for instance) a kid (18, tops) leans out of a minivan and yells "Hey lady!" I look over just as he starts up a mighty "WAAAAA..." Then he sees me, starts to laugh and says "Shit! She looked right over!" as his friends crack up.

I'm not sure what he expected to happen, but I'm happy to freak him out.


juliana - Apr 13, 2005 10:19:58 am PDT #5415 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I think I would soak it in bleach to get the gunk off, give it a good sanding with wet fine sandpaper, smooth clay over it, sand again, fill the eye and nose sockets, sand again, dip in glaze, and fire it in a kiln.

Take a lot of work, but it would be awfully pretty.

Ooooooooo. I want. I don't need a bong, but I still want.

My friend Phil (aka, Ultraman, aka, Texas Hold 'Em's Unabomber) took a skull, sawed it in half and glued it to the sides of his motorcycle's gas tank. There was a lot of silicone and epoxy involved.

And now I love Phil even more. And JSw's friend.


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 10:21:21 am PDT #5416 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Aw, Juliana. You can have my skull when I'm done with it. I smoke a pack a day and don't watch what I eat and live in Los Angeles. So, you know, any day now.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 10:22:02 am PDT #5417 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Got it, Sparky. Thanks!

Mmm, In-n-out.

Everywhere needs more drive-throughs. It's probably my least ecologically sound opinion, but I cherish it.


sarameg - Apr 13, 2005 10:22:15 am PDT #5418 of 10001

banks, pharmacies, liquor stores, for instance

At one point, NM had all of the above. Liquor stores are no more, I think. I vaguely recall when you could get an open cup of beer from a drive up window.


Scrappy - Apr 13, 2005 10:22:42 am PDT #5419 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Did you order it animal style, ita? It's extra yummy that way. [link]


juliana - Apr 13, 2005 10:23:08 am PDT #5420 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Aw, Juliana. You can have my skull when I'm done with it.

Eeeee! Thanks! I'll take very good care of it, I promise. Although the Fates have a delicious sense of irony, so you'll probably live longer than me. But if not, I'll be happy to take care of your skull.


Kathy A - Apr 13, 2005 10:23:28 am PDT #5421 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My friend Phil (aka, Ultraman, aka, Texas Hold 'Em's Unabomber) took a skull, sawed it in half and glued it to the sides of his motorcycle's gas tank. There was a lot of silicone and epoxy involved.

Phil Laak is always so entertaining on camera, and to find out he's just as fun off? Priceless! For a minute, I was afraid you meant Helmuth, who's just an asshole.

I watch too much Hold 'Em poker shows on TV--it's a bad addiction. I need more Mutant Enemy.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 10:24:10 am PDT #5422 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, as of today, Sean's skull goes to Jilli and Allyson's goes to juliana. I hope I don't need to start a database to track this.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 10:24:16 am PDT #5423 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I can't help but feel that having the skull of Allyson without either the spicy brains or the glorious mane would be missing some of the best parts of her head.