Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 3:15:24 am PST #52 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The real question is why the first baseman failed to catch a head high throw right to the base. It don't think this was Noah's fault at all.

Yeah, we had one of our worst fielders at first for this play. It all came together like a nightmarish ballet. Nothing more sickening than watching a baseball go inside the batting helmet. (Barring Joe Thiesman.) I woke up at 4:00am stressed out. My stomach's so tight I can't sleep. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Sorry about your assclown, Frank.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 24, 2005 3:16:07 am PST #53 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, and having caught up with the rest of the old thread - {{{Emmett}}}. Massive healing and lack-of-pain-during-whatever-procedures-ma.


Laura - Mar 24, 2005 3:19:05 am PST #54 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh David, I'm so sorry about dear Emmett. How was his attitude when you left him last night? Is it Spring Break for him?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 24, 2005 3:20:55 am PST #55 of 10001
What is even happening?

Poor Emmett, and really more so, poor poor poor Hec, JZ, and EM. Nose hits are nasty, and your knowing what's in store for him is so hard on you. Ack. Hairpats and warm pudding to all of you.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 3:23:08 am PST #56 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How was his attitude when you left him last night? Is it Spring Break for him?

His attitude was sort of quietly ironic, making jokes about it. (This may be in part because I gave him one dollar for his good report card, and one dollar for his broken nose.) The last thing he said to me was "Chill out, Dad." His spring break is the last week of March. So coming up soon.


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2005 3:35:25 am PST #57 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Poor Emmett. And poor Hec and EM and JZ.

I was teaching at 8 this morning, and I let them leave half an hour early. I'd gone over all the material I needed to go over, and a bunch of other stuff to fill some time, and I just couldn't find anything else to say. They've got almost no new material this week, and what they do have is really easy.


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 3:42:45 am PST #58 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I've never actually seen the Theismann play. The descriptions were so bad that I always change the channel when someone says they're going to show it.


Tom Scola - Mar 24, 2005 3:55:19 am PST #59 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I remember watching MNF live when that happened.

My interest in watching football has waned since then.

Poor Emmett.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 24, 2005 3:56:46 am PST #60 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Frank, ugh. It's possible that he's out to get ya, but more likely he's just being extraordinarily self-involved and has his head up his ass. We get in rages about parking stuff too. It's like people have no concept that other people live and park in the same small place. (I have several detailed rants in my head, but since I am actually out of my head angry already about other stuff, I won't go into it, for fear I wil fall to the ground clutching my chest in an anxiety stroke)

To Sum Up: I hate people a lot.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2005 4:00:13 am PST #61 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Parking sucks. I am amazed at how many times I see cars completely parked in in my neighborhood. Like, an inch of space both ahead of and behind a car.