Sara, I was dreaming about being in a diner, and suddenly the diner morphed into a funeral, and I woke up 20 minutes after my alarm went off and the CBC were broadcasting the Pope's funeral.

I'm not sure how a zombie interbunny would act differently than a living-living one.

Well, I guess you'll find out.

Nevermind I have to get up at 7 EVERY DAY.

Hee. Yesterday I was cursing this conversation for jinxing me - slept through the alarm, or more precisely, must have shut it off instead of getting up or even hitting snooze. Luckily, Lucy is a first-class pest when she decides to be, and got me up at 7:45.

Hah! I'm not the only victim.

It's funny, but usually when I hear the business report come on (10 minutes before the hour,) that's when I finally admit that yes, I really do have to get up. Unless, of course, I've gotten up already.

But there was no business report!

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Sony Invention Beams Sights, Sounds Into Brain

PlayStation maker Sony Corp (SNE.N). has been granted a patent for beaming sensory information directly into the brain.

The technique could one day be used to create videogames in which you can smell, taste, and touch, or to help people who are blind or deaf.

The U.S. patent, granted to Sony researcher Thomas Dawson, describes a technique for aiming ultrasonic pulses at specific areas of the brain to induce "sensory experiences" such as smells, sounds and images.

"The pulsed ultrasonic signal alters the neural timing in the cortex," the patent states. "No invasive surgery is needed to assist a person, such as a blind person, to view live and/or recorded images or hear sounds."

According to New Scientist magazine, the first to report on the patent, Sony's technique could be an improvement over an existing non-surgical method known as transcranial magnetic stimulation. This activates nerves using rapidly changing magnetic fields, but cannot be focused on small groups of brain cells.

Niels Birbaumer, a neuroscientist at the University of Tuebingen in Germany, told New Scientist he had looked at the Sony patent and "found it plausible." Birbaumer himself has developed a device that enables disabled people to communicate by reading their brain waves.

A Sony Electronics spokeswoman told the magazine that no experiments had been conducted, and that the patent "was based on an inspiration that this may someday be the direction that technology will take us."

Sony Invention Beams Sights, Sounds Into Brain

Wasn't this the plot of Batman Forever? And Jim Carrey was using it as a tool of EVIL?

Time to fear Sony.

The technique could one day be used to create videogames in which you can smell, taste, and touch, or to help people who are blind or deaf.

Quite the sense of priority. "Oh yeah, man, with this tech we can kick fucking ass, also cure cancer, but -- the ass-kicking!"

Wasn't this the plot of Batman Forever? And Jim Carrey was using it as a tool of EVIL?

Sounds familiar. But I'm in the "Jim Carrey himself is a tool of evil" camp.

Reading that, I was wondering exactly how long it would take before advertisers start beaming commercials directly into people's brains.