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This internet thingy is useful in making sure you aren't just imagining things.
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 07, 2005 5:46:49 am PDT #4014 of 10001
Gudanov - Apr 07, 2005 5:47:52 am PDT #4015 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
This internet thingy is useful in making sure you aren't just imagining things.
That must be why Bush uses the internets instead.
Jessica - Apr 07, 2005 5:48:15 am PDT #4016 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
What I want to know is why someone even thought to try this in the first place.
Well....according to the professor, he was testing a theory that animals react to sunlight absorbed through specific parts of their bodies. But it sounded suspiciously like the study had been invented after a bunch of sleep specialist grad students had shaved all the birds in the lab on a drunken bet.
Not anymore. At least not down here. Completely overcast.
I like overcast. And it's the perfect temperature. Don't wanna be inside.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2005 5:53:28 am PDT #4017 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But it sounded suspiciously like the study had been invented after a bunch of sleep specialist grad students had shaved all the birds in the lab on a drunken bet.
How drunk do you have to be to decide that shaving birds is a good idea? My guess is that other drugs were involved.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2005 5:54:30 am PDT #4018 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
How drunk do you have to be to decide that shaving birds is a good idea? My guess is that other drugs were involved.
Also, I've never heard of shaving feathers. Maybe that's why it happened - they wanted to see if they could.
Poor birdies.
Gudanov - Apr 07, 2005 5:56:38 am PDT #4019 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
But it sounded suspiciously like the study had been invented after a bunch of sleep specialist grad students had shaved all the birds in the lab on a drunken bet.
Actually, this is how most scientific advancements are made. It took a lot of drunken bets to put a man on the moon.
Theodosia - Apr 07, 2005 5:57:34 am PDT #4020 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
You guys make me laugh on a stressful workday.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2005 5:58:26 am PDT #4021 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Actually, this is how most scientific advancements are made. It took a lot of drunken bets to put a man on the moon.
I dunno. I don't think it took a drunken bet for someone to color a cat with a red Sharpie to make it look like the Emporer's Imperial Guard.
-t - Apr 07, 2005 5:58:39 am PDT #4022 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
1998, eh? I knew it was a while ago.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2005 5:58:45 am PDT #4023 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Actually, this is how most scientific advancements are made. It took a lot of drunken bets to put a man on the moon.
I suspect this is also the source of certain outre food items as well. However, it doesn't account for why someone decided to drink the juice of the rotting fruit in the first place.