I liked the brothers, but they are himbos! I also like Rob and Amber but I don't want them to win.

I think I am rooting for Uchenna and Joyce or Lynn and Alex.

You know what? The POW/Beauty Queen is the team I want out next. I hated her this episode. He doesn't bother me -- just seems like a nonentity -- but she was spoiling for a fight with him for who knows what reason.

I loved how good Joyce and Uchenna were this week -- I was so sad when they didn't take the post -- I knew that was a mistake. The wording on those clues is very important.

I think that Jessica is right about the comment. Maybe I just want to think so!

Ha! So true, But I always like the himbo team best, it seems. Ah, Team Zoolander. Such pretty pretty boys.

OMG, anyone in LA looking for a freakshow roommate? [link]

What's up with the new format to British "What Not to Wear"?

I hate it when they take a show and make it into a contest.

TAR: Noooooo!

I'm actually liking Ron more and Kelly less each week.

I was a little put off by Lynn's remark about Joyce and Uchenna, but I think they meant it the way Jess thought. And Uchenna said practically the same thing.

Holy crap, bon bon. That has to be a joke. Right? Wow.

My favorite excerpt:

g) You must be ok with my upholstery hobby. On every third-Tuesday of the month I request that you vacate the house between the hours of 4 pm - 11:45 pm while I upholster various pieces of antique furniture. I am a perfectionist and require complete silence in the house. I've tried this with housemates who've promised to stay in their rooms, but this proved impossible as bathroom habits demand a regular schedule that interrupts my artisan work. That said, I will give you a small stipend on these days if it will assist you in finding something to do with that block of time.

h) No newspapers or magazines. The ink gets everywhere and the gloss irritates my eyes. Sorry! You are free to read them on the front porch, but they must be stored outside of the house (perhaps in your car?)

i) This is not to sound discriminating, but, if you speak either French, Urdu, or Afrikaans, I kindly request that you not speak them in my vicinity as the cadences used in these languages are grating to the ears and nerves, for me.

j) I have fresh produce delivered from an undisclosed location to my home every Wednesday afternoon. Please do not purchase fruits or vegetables and bring them home. You can request any that you desire and I will add them to my order queue. (I am fastidious about potential-GM produce and pesticide usage -- I will not tolerate either!) Also, if you insist on preparing red meat dishes in the home, do cook the meat thoroughly. IT MUST SIZZLE.

The more I read, the more I thought it was a joke. But who knows?

I think I saw this guy on Doctor 90210.

In any case, a great diversion from the essays I've been reading.