You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 25, 2005 5:27:05 am PST #334 of 10001

Micha Barton can't be Wonder Woman. She slouches. I really doubt a WW would slouch.

OC: not much to say, but dear god, Julie Cooper was cracking me up last night.


Kat - Mar 25, 2005 5:27:05 am PST #335 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

He looks TERRIBLE.

That beard? Shudder.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2005 5:29:09 am PST #336 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, the interview with the most recent TAR losers is up.

Smart woman:

But for those families who might go into it with problems, this isn't the time to work on those relationships. If that's the reason you're going, take a vacation instead. We knew we weren't going to be divorced in the end. We're still mother and son.

I mean, not sorry to see them go, but that's a good answer.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2005 5:44:08 am PST #337 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pretty damn cool:

The Dolphin 2™ will use the Aquovate technology to convert ambient atmospheric water vapour into potable water, treated by Air2Water’s advanced membrane and purification technologies. This patented technology is unique in providing water in the purest form - much like crystal dew, found only on the purest mountain tops.


amych - Mar 25, 2005 5:44:21 am PST #338 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I've often seen Easter overlap with Passover, but I don't remember it overlapping with Purim.

It's a leap year -- there was an extra month added to the calendar this winter, which offsets all the holidays a bit. Nilly would explain this so much better than I can.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2005 5:47:24 am PST #339 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And pretty! "Transparent" laptops.


tommyrot - Mar 25, 2005 6:01:08 am PST #340 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Transparent" laptops.

Heh. That's clever - why didn't I think of that?

(How the guy managed to get the cat to sit still for more than a minute I don't know.)


tommyrot - Mar 25, 2005 6:14:23 am PST #341 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

from Wired:

Bloodsuckers on the Run
On land or in the air, vampire bats move with grace and speed. The flying bit's no surprise, but treadmill tests that revealed the bats' hidden talent for running shocked the scientists who made the discovery. "It's not often in science that you have the eureka moment like we did," says researcher Daniel Riskin of Cornell University. "I'll always remember just looking over at my co-author ... and we just started laughing." The vampires use their wings in tandem to run, just as when flying, but not all bats can run: Some "just smack their wings against the ground and freak out" and can't move on the ground at all, Riskin said. Now just imagine if those little bloodsuckers could get hold of some tiny running shoes....


sarameg - Mar 25, 2005 6:14:53 am PST #342 of 10001

(How the guy managed to get the cat to sit still for more than a minute I don't know.)

I've got one that moves during maybe 3 hours during the day. A big lump. Of course, when he's moving, he's playing push things off.

I want a nap.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2005 6:19:42 am PST #343 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

treadmill tests that revealed the bats' hidden talent for running

Okay, where do I sign up for the job that involves putting bats on treadmills? That sounds like much more fun than logging tapes.