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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Apr 05, 2005 9:48:47 am PDT #3276 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Which article do you need, Jesse? I can try sending it from my account.


Lee - Apr 05, 2005 9:49:38 am PDT #3277 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Lexis-Nexis is still better for some things. Not, apparently, mailing articles to Jesse, but other things.


bon bon - Apr 05, 2005 9:50:09 am PDT #3278 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

MAN google's new satellite imaging maps are like THE COOLEST THING EVER. [link] This totally moves me along on my plan to become a freelance spy.


Aims - Apr 05, 2005 9:50:17 am PDT #3279 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Lexis-Nexis is still better for some things. Not, apparently, mailing articles to Jesse, but other things

Like being a pain in the ass?


Kathy A - Apr 05, 2005 9:50:20 am PDT #3280 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Now, I'm earwormed with "Take Off with Us" from All That Jazz:

Welcome aboard Aiiiiir-otica
Flying not only coast to coast,
But wherever your fantasies wish to take you...


Steph L. - Apr 05, 2005 9:50:21 am PDT #3281 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I need a pimp cup BAD.

Jesse's pimp cup would say COWGIRL.

Me too. Also, sad because my pimp hat doesn't fit into the suitcase I want to take with me to NYC.

And Perkins' pimp cup would say I SUCK (though most people would take it the wrong way, *I* would know the truth).


Jesse - Apr 05, 2005 9:51:49 am PDT #3282 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Really, ChiKat? That would be great. It's from the Hartford Courant, 2/14/05, the headline is CHARITIES WANT TO LAUNCH BUSINESSES; PILOT PROGRAM SHOWS THEM HOW TO MAKE EXTRA MONEY


Lee - Apr 05, 2005 9:52:59 am PDT #3283 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And Perkins' pimp cup would say I SUCK (though most people would take it the wrong way, *I* would know the truth).

Steph's mother WAS a pimp cup.


juliana - Apr 05, 2005 9:53:51 am PDT #3284 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The comforters are the scary part.

Uh oh. Just how often do they get cleaned, generally?

Just this side of never. At least in the hotels where I worked, and they were "luxury" hotels.


ChiKat - Apr 05, 2005 9:56:22 am PDT #3285 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Insent, Jesse.

(And, it seems to work just fine for me. Nexis must just hate you.)