Oh, don't worry. He already does, as do Julia and Ben, for that matter.

Surround sound.

How was your Easter? Did you see your pet member of the Evil Triumverate?

Easter was uneventful. I was sick and spent most of it in bed. I saw Narrator!Niece a few weeks earlier, at her brother's confirmation. She thought that the bishop looked "pretty" in his red robe and miter.

Hee!

I'm watching Queer Eye in a Texas frathouse, and this is the funniest/cutest shit I've ever seen. Cutehead frat boys. They just needed a little direction!

Easter was uneventful

Did you have an Easter pig?

I found a box of that dehydrated noodle soup. My mom sent a care package with it awhile back. I know how gross it sounds, but when I'm sick for some reason it always seems to settle my stomach.

It is great sick food. Just as long as you never eat it when you're well. I think it might have the reverse effect then.

Did you have an Easter pig?

Part of one -- ham. Also shrimp. It was a whole non-kosher meal.

I found a box of that dehydrated noodle soup. My mom sent a care package with it awhile back. I know how gross it sounds, but when I'm sick for some reason it always seems to settle my stomach.

I had a bad cold, so no stomache upset for me. But yea, I like the dehydrated noodle soup (and saltines and 7-Up) when I'm not feeling well. I always flashback to my childhood, because my mom gave us that. It's a sick adult's comfort food.

OMG, My Cat Annie is hilarious! My crazy cats do "cute" things like howl under the cupboard door they can't reach but which doesn't close properly, torturing the poor things. No retrieving mice and playing with live cockroaches. To be fair, I have no mice or live cockroaches for them to play with, and I intend to keep it that way.

I want me a young cute man with a funny cat.

I wonder if it's psychosomatic.

Also, I'm collecting stories of fandom insanity. I wonder if I should post at Craigslist.

You have that whole LotR saga with the woman who wrote the book and crazy road trips and shit, right?

I need to talk to the actual people involved. I was surprised to find that "Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby?" (my book title, taken from an actual announcement at a hotel during a fan party) was passed down to so many people that it was hard to find anyone who was actually there when the announcement was made.

I thought Leather Jacket heard the announcement.