Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Apr 01, 2005 1:43:35 pm PST #2461 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That search spoof is clever. I like that.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2005 1:59:37 pm PST #2462 of 10001
What is even happening?

Damn. Had I known about that sooner, I could have done a new front page for TMnet
I've been waiting all day to not buy into whatever you post, Kristen.

That search spoof is clever. I like that.
I just sent it to my husband and mother via email.

eta...

My only other April Fools joke was telling the kids the cable got shut off, because we couldn't pay the bill. They bought it for a few minutes.


Kristen - Apr 01, 2005 2:09:13 pm PST #2463 of 10001

I've been waiting all day to not buy into whatever you post, Kristen.

I did briefly consider doing a "Minear Returns to his Buffy Roots" with a thing about him doing a BtVS movie. But it wasn't thrilling me.

I would have much rathered move him a little closer to the earth for the day.


StuntHusband - Apr 01, 2005 2:15:58 pm PST #2464 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I'm in the call center for Nintendo of America. Strangely, I haven't gotten a single spoof phone call. (That's not an invitation, BTW :)

But stupid Electronic Gaming Magazine published an April Fool's joke ad "from Nintendo" about a game that doesn't exist, and we've been fielding calls about that for over a month. Yay EGM, stabbity stab stab.

Anyway: Gameboy tech support while buzzed on Dayquil is amusing. I have to concentrate really really hard and not doze off drooling on my keyboard.


-t - Apr 01, 2005 2:21:04 pm PST #2465 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am typing this post on my very own laptop (my first that really-o truly-o belonged to me). It is Teh Awesome.

Thank you, NoiseDesign, for enabling my electronic equipment acquisition!


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2005 2:39:55 pm PST #2466 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Behold! The Lord of the Penguins!

(Yahoo story here: [link] .)


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 2:41:49 pm PST #2467 of 10001
brillig

I'm in the call center for Nintendo of America.

"Dude! Level 6 is kicking my ass!"

Has to be better than "My children's Christmas is ruined because of you! My mother sent those packages ground shipping on December 20th from Hawaii, they should have gotten to Maine by Christmas Eve!"

t basks in peace of computerized library cataloging


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 2:42:11 pm PST #2468 of 10001
brillig

Hah, Teppy, I just put that up in Bitches!


StuntHusband - Apr 01, 2005 2:49:09 pm PST #2469 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Thank every god ever worshipped I'm not a game play counsellor. :)

But I did get my fair share of "You ruined Christmas!" on Dec 26 (we're closed on the 25th itself). Morning-after the gift is given, didn't work/can't be hooked up...yeah.

That was a 4am start, split-shift 10 hours, worked until 11pm.

Fortunately, only happens 3 times a year (Dec 26 and 27, Jan 2).

And now - NO MORE PHONES. Just little me and a computer, answering about 100 emails/day with my music blaring. Yummy.


Sean K - Apr 01, 2005 2:51:01 pm PST #2470 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My car is a paperweight.

Frustration doesn't even remotely begin to cover it.