Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Apr 01, 2005 10:25:42 am PST #2385 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

The company I work for is involved in the corporate sponsorship industry and we get a daily update on sports sponsorships from another company. One of our reporters forwards the daily email to the rest of us who need to see it.

Today, he added his own story to the email.

Vatican Offers Sponsorship Rights For Pope's Casket

The Vatican's College of Cardinals is offering exclusive sponsorship rights to the Pope's upcoming funeral, including brand logo placement on the deceased pontiff's casket, according to sources quoted by Italian news agency Italia, sPA. The news agency said that the College has been preparing for the Holy Father's demise since he fell ill more than two weeks ago, and has had what it characterizes as "preliminary discussions" with several well-known European brands and several U.S. corporations. Cardinal College spokesman Giuseppe Mezzofanti did not immediately return calls seeking comment. Italia also reports that sources close to the College say the directive to find alternative revenue streams comes directly from the Holy See in Rome, which has long been rumored to be facing financial difficulties. Although the Church's accounting for years has been a closely guarded secret, other reports in the Italian press have said that additional branding opportunities, such as agreement with an automaker to brand the Pontiff's bulletproof Popemobile, may also become available. This would not be the first time the Catholic Church has dabbled in marketing. Last year, several news agencies reported that St. Petri Church in Hamburg, Germany, was funding repairs to its organ through the sale of church-sanctioned religious ring tones that could be downloaded to buyer's cell phones.

I love my coworkers.


Betsy HP - Apr 01, 2005 10:26:16 am PST #2386 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Go yell at the laywers who decided it made sense to call a spade a snozzwhanger.

It's actually a mistranslation of the original Latin, "petitio principii".


DavidS - Apr 01, 2005 10:27:29 am PST #2387 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cute Prince stuff.

I think Harry looks more handsome than William in that picture.

to call a spade a snozzwhanger

Has somebody been reading Roald Dahl this week?


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 10:27:42 am PST #2388 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

iCopulate

Executive Pong

Great Big Balls and Rods (work-safe)


lori - Apr 01, 2005 10:28:34 am PST #2389 of 10001

This is my favorite Prince bit:

Prince William replied: "No, don't but you can take the horrible glasses away."

Charles said: "Do not be rude about my glasses, I couldn't bear it if you were."

Aww.


Nutty - Apr 01, 2005 10:36:34 am PST #2390 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Has somebody been reading Roald Dahl this week?

No. I just have certain parts memorized.


Alibelle - Apr 01, 2005 10:39:53 am PST #2391 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

That was my favorite bit, too, lori.

Although I don't know what happens with a lamppost at a stag party, either.


sumi - Apr 01, 2005 10:39:59 am PST #2392 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Woo hoo for moonlit's job!

Excellent news typo boy!

Wow -- April is already doing much better than March.


bon bon - Apr 01, 2005 10:42:37 am PST #2393 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm sure there are very good, very practical reasons for using snozzwhanger rather than spade.


sumi - Apr 01, 2005 10:53:25 am PST #2394 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Snozzwhanger has more 'z's in it.