You're the hugspiration.
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2005 9:33:07 am PST #2349 of 10001
What is even happening?
Gudanov - Apr 01, 2005 9:33:16 am PST #2350 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
What happens after the Pope dies? When is a new one chosen?
One of the proto-Popes immediately gains Pope-power and starts to fight evil.
JohnSweden - Apr 01, 2005 9:33:53 am PST #2351 of 10001
I can't even.
But where's the hug for Courtney Peldon?
It's only April Fool's, not The Rapture.
aurelia - Apr 01, 2005 9:34:44 am PST #2352 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I think my train ride home last night was a pretty random experience. There were many, many interesting characters, but I happened to be sitting next to a young man who was performing Christian gangsta rap the entire time.
Alibelle - Apr 01, 2005 9:37:29 am PST #2353 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Oh my god, has anyone checked out Go Fug yourself today?
Oh man. The Anne Geddes one was particularly awesome.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 9:37:45 am PST #2354 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
NASA has decided, once and for all, to de-orbit Hubble. No really, they mean it this time. For sure.
but I happened to be sitting next to a young man who was performing Christian gangsta rap the entire time.
Was he rapping for the fun of it, or was he proselytizing?
DXMachina - Apr 01, 2005 9:39:46 am PST #2355 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
DX, you're Catholic, right?
I was raised a Catholic. Why?
-t - Apr 01, 2005 9:41:33 am PST #2356 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Christian gangsta rap
Did it involve raising up the bitches and forgiving them for being hos? Bustin' a cap in Satan's ass?
I'm just trying to imagine it.
Aims - Apr 01, 2005 9:42:32 am PST #2357 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I was raised a Catholic. Why?
Nebbermind.
amych - Apr 01, 2005 9:42:36 am PST #2358 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I like this bit too:
strikes him with a hammer (which has the papal seal on it) on the forehead
But especially the fact that it's a silver hammer, at least according to this morning's drive-time NPR. I've had "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" bouncing around quite blasphemously in my head all morning.