I wonder what his drivers license says?
It says, "Dude - you've stopped the Pope!?!?!"
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 9:00:39 am PST #2300 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nutty - Apr 01, 2005 9:00:55 am PST #2301 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
strikes him with a hammer (which has the papal seal on it) on the forehead
I liked this detail too. Hope the hammer is really, really small.
There must be two Popes.
I have told you, haven't I, about looking up one of the John Popes, and discovering that, not only are they all out of number order, due to miscounting, there have been two anti-Popes named John? Apparently, the phrase "duelling Popes" is quite historically accurate (the winner got to append anti- to the loser).
Jessica - Apr 01, 2005 9:01:45 am PST #2302 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It says, "Dude - you've stopped the Pope!?!?!"
"Give me a ticket, go to Hell"
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 9:02:11 am PST #2303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I love the anti-Popes. For years I used to make jokes about how we must never let an anti-Pope come into contact with a Pope, because the resulting explosion would destroy the solar system.
Hayden - Apr 01, 2005 9:02:27 am PST #2304 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I wonder what his drivers license says?
Class I for Infallible. If the popemobile crashes, it is the road that is at fault.
Alibelle - Apr 01, 2005 9:02:50 am PST #2305 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I wonder what his drivers license says?
But doesn't someone else drive the Popemobile? So that his hands are free for waving?
Aims - Apr 01, 2005 9:03:17 am PST #2306 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sweetie, that's the sign of the cross, not waving.
DXMachina - Apr 01, 2005 9:03:22 am PST #2307 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
But doesn't someone else drive the Popemobile? So that his hands are free for waving?
Cruise control...
Betsy HP - Apr 01, 2005 9:04:11 am PST #2308 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
They're reading the Rosary in Italian on the Vatican steps. it's surprisingly soothing.
Kathy A - Apr 01, 2005 9:04:16 am PST #2309 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
There is only one explanation: There must be two Popes.
Schism!!
Sorry. Actually, the reason there were two John XXIII was because the first one was a schismatic one back in the day who was really horrible and corrupt that the modern-day one decided to negate the first one's very existance and pretend he never existed.