It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Apr 01, 2005 7:14:41 am PST #2222 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

That was pretty sweet. Thanks for the link, o Scrappy one!

(I will never get over calling you Scrappy. Sometimes, I still sing "scrappy inferno" to myself.)


Scrappy - Apr 01, 2005 7:15:59 am PST #2223 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

You can call me Scrappy forever, sugarlips.


Hayden - Apr 01, 2005 7:39:27 am PST #2224 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Awesome:

SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN ANNOUNCES POLICY CHANGE

Okay, We Give Up

There's no easy way to admit this. For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don't mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there's no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.

In retrospect, this magazine's coverage of socalled evolution has been hideously one-sided. For decades, we published articles in every issue that endorsed the ideas of Charles Darwin and his cronies. True, the theory of common descent through natural selection has been called the unifying concept for all of biology and one of the greatest scientific ideas of all time, but that was no excuse to be fanatics about it.

Where were the answering articles presenting the powerful case for scientific creationism? Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon? Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles. As editors, we had no business being persuaded by mountains of evidence.

Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists. Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that's a somewhat religious idea. But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells. That's what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn't get bogged down in details.

Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody's ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do. Indeed, if politicians or special-interest groups say things that seem untrue or misleading, our duty as journalists is to quote them without comment or contradiction. To do otherwise would be elitist and therefore wrong. In that spirit, we will end the practice of expressing our own views in this space: an editorial page is no place for opinions.

Get ready for a new Scientific American. No more discussions of how science should inform policy. If the government commits blindly to building an anti-ICBM defense system that can't work as promised, that will waste tens of billions of taxpayers' dollars and imperil national security, you won't hear about it from us. If studies suggest that the administration's antipollution measures would actually increase the dangerous particulates that people breathe during the next two decades, that's not our concern. No more discussions of how policies affect science either so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed? This magazine will be dedicated purely to science, fair and balanced science, and not just the science that scientists say is science. And it will start on April Fools' Day.

MATT COLLINS

THE EDITORS editors@sciam.com

COPYRIGHT 2005 SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, INC.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 7:44:24 am PST #2225 of 10001
brillig

The day has its uses after all.

April Fool's Day is probably a holdover from the Medieval festivals with the Fools, right? It's amazing how it persists.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 7:48:31 am PST #2226 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

April Fool's Day is probably a holdover from the Medieval festivals with the Fools, right? It's amazing how it persists.

I thought it was a Christian slur against people who still observed a certain pagan holiday.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 7:50:19 am PST #2227 of 10001
brillig

a certain pagan holiday.

Which one?


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2005 7:51:13 am PST #2228 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wikipedia on April Fool's Day.

They don't know where it's properly from.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 7:53:21 am PST #2229 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which one?

I don't remember.


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2005 7:53:32 am PST #2230 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Frankly, I'm finding all the April Fool's jokes I'm seeing online to be tiresome. Could be I'm just in a crappy mood today, though.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 7:53:58 am PST #2231 of 10001
brillig

execution of hoaxes and practical jokes of varying sophistication

snerk