Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 4:29:18 am PST #2176 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Okay, the room is spinning. Lightly when I'm upright, but very heavily when I lie down. Which really messes with my choice of not-at-work options.

Yikes. Are you sick? Or really drunk?

ION - from Wired:

No. 1's in the House
Here's one of those secrets no one ever tells prospective home owners: Watch out for pools of urine. Bradley and Maggie Parker shelled out thousands of dollars to have Ryan Homes build their Ohio dream house. While visiting the construction site, however, the couple stumbled upon rivulets of urine on the floors and more of the same seeping under the walls in various parts of the house. The waste products were apparently left by construction workers who were loath to walk to the nearest portable toilet. "It was so shocking at first," Maggie Parker said. "Then it was an overwhelming feeling of disgust." Ryan Homes refused to give the Parkers their deposit back after the peeved pair decided not to move in. The Parkers have since filed suit.

Ew. Part of me wonders if they made up the urine thing to get out of buying the house. But presumably (if they're filing suit) they'd have documented the urine with photos and what-not.


Sheryl - Apr 01, 2005 4:33:38 am PST #2177 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Where are you headed Sheryl?

Toronto, Laura. We're going to FilKOntario.(a filk con)


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 01, 2005 4:34:05 am PST #2178 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The cynical part of me thinks that urine would be about the easiest thing evah to fake for lawsuit documentation if one were running a scam. They could have a beer bust and then go to the construction site in the middle of the night.


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2005 4:35:27 am PST #2179 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yesterday, the hotel maid who was making up the room for me asked if I'd heard about Terry Schiavo. I said yes cautiously, because I didn't know if it was a hot button issue for her, but she said that she was happy the poor girl was at rest now, and said that her parents were wrong in trying to keep clinging to her like that. "And fifteen years... you'd think if there was going to be a miracle, there would have been one," she added. So my un-scientific survey of African-American Mid-Atlantic church-going working moms shows that they're more sensible than CNN....


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 01, 2005 4:40:26 am PST #2180 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Personally, one thing about the uninvolved uninformed political harping over this that I really like is that the current administration's obstinacy and tendency to ignore information they don't like is for once blowing up in their faces. The Bushes seem curiously unaware that 89% of the populace believes they should have butted the hell out from the beginning. To get more than 89% of the people in this country to agree on anything you'd need a Nazi saluting the swastika and talking about breathing room.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 4:40:44 am PST #2181 of 10001
brillig

Disconcerting sign of faith of the day: I was crossing the street this morning, and a semi was pulled up at the crosswalk to wait for the light. On the front bumper, either on the biggest bumper sticker I've ever seen or custom painted was "Believe in the Lord Jesus your Savior and be saved."

I thought, "That's a mildly disturbing thing to see coming up in your rearview mirror (assuming you could read it reversed). I wonder if there's an 'or else' implicit in that?" After all, a couple of hundred tons of metal coming up on your tailpipe, advising you that it's time to be saved? I saw "Duel."


sarameg - Apr 01, 2005 4:44:04 am PST #2182 of 10001

msbelle, you know you can get (or could, they are probably on clearance now) bright!red! peeps at target? They were obscene.

I don't wanna do my end-of-month work. But I suppose I should.


JenP - Apr 01, 2005 4:46:53 am PST #2183 of 10001

But which Eyes guy was the Goa'uld capoeira guy?

Ha! Sorry, sumi. Here you go: [link]


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 4:48:38 am PST #2184 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Toddlerpedes!

[link]

I bet these were the things crawling around in the ceiling at ita's workplace.


amych - Apr 01, 2005 4:51:20 am PST #2185 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The truth comes out