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'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'

Natter 34: Freak With No Name

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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amych - Mar 30, 2005 3:48:49 pm PST #1665 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Our last nurse entered the room asking how he was doing and got an earful of "Well, the problem is this thing in my arm. It really hurts. Okay, maybe only a 3 on a scale of 10, but I drank my Sprite and I think it can come out now."

This really, really does sound like he's doing just fine. I'm so relieved.

brenda m - Mar 30, 2005 3:49:32 pm PST #1666 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay for Emmett, coming through with flying colors.

Went out like a light under general and woke up 1.5 hours later with no perception of the time passage.

This was me. Count backwards from ten, they tell me.

"Ten, nine, eight, sev-"

"Okay, you can wake up now."

Lee - Mar 30, 2005 3:50:47 pm PST #1667 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm home.

My apartment didn't get packed while I was gone.

Stoopid packing elves.

DXMachina - Mar 30, 2005 3:51:12 pm PST #1668 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Did you leave brownies out for them?

Cashmere - Mar 30, 2005 3:53:35 pm PST #1669 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

When I had my knee surgery, I was completely freaked out because it turned out that I knew one of the surgical nurses, but didn't know she was going to be in on my surgery. It was like a doped up family reunion.

I'm naked, cold and stoned, ready to get the gas:

"Hi, Lisa."

"Whoa, Paula! I didn't even realize you were a nurse! Doooood."

"Count backwards from 10."

"Uhhhh...10....9....."

tommyrot - Mar 30, 2005 3:56:19 pm PST #1670 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I had my TMJ (jaw) surgery (which lasted more than four hours), I got mad when I woke up and my mom and sister had gone home already. Well, it turned out they had waited for me to wake up after the operation, and had even talked to me, but I just didn't remember that at all.

DavidS - Mar 30, 2005 3:57:02 pm PST #1671 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A pretty juvenile 50 y.o., wouldn't you say?

The impression I got from Nurse Mercy (from Jamaica) was that she considered him more articulate than the average 8 y.o. I suspect the other 8 y.o.'s aren't reading enough Roald Dahl.

We had Nurse Seble, Nurse Berlin, Nurse Sandy and Nurse Mercy. And Dr. Phillippa (her first name) and Dr. Bartlett (his last, but that's what I'm remembering).

Lee - Mar 30, 2005 3:58:22 pm PST #1672 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Did you leave brownies out for them?

Damnit!

I don't remember being put out for getting my tonsils removed when I was five, but when I was put under when I got my wisdom teeth removed, the dentist gave me a valium to take first, so I wouldn't freak out about the gas.

brenda m - Mar 30, 2005 3:59:13 pm PST #1673 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Holy crap, it is a crazy storm out there. I think I'ma turn the computer off.

Jesse - Mar 30, 2005 3:59:38 pm PST #1674 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sounds like Emmett was a trooper. Glad he wasn't pukey from the anesthesia, too.

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