Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2005 4:37:38 am PST #1484 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Study: Marsupials Can See Color

Hooray!

Also, until recenlty it was thought that cat were colorblind. Now scientists know they can see color. The problem is that it's very difficult for scientists to get cats to actually care what color something is.


JZ - Mar 30, 2005 4:44:38 am PST #1485 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Perkins, my mom has one of those double-mattress Aerobeds, but she also just got a futon for her guest room so I'm not sure she plans on keeping the Aerobed. You want I should ask her about it?

Emily and vw are quite possibly the cutest roommates ever, with pets to match.

Hec and I also have broken the no-nookie-till-Gus-returns vow. We would plead ignorance were it not for the inconvenient fact that knowing about the vow wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference.


Nilly - Mar 30, 2005 4:54:13 am PST #1486 of 10001
Swouncing

t Waves at JZ, complete with surgery-going-OK vibes


Lee - Mar 30, 2005 5:00:40 am PST #1487 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins, my mom has one of those double-mattress Aerobeds, but she also just got a futon for her guest room so I'm not sure she plans on keeping the Aerobed. You want I should ask her about it?

Sure. Thanks!


JZ - Mar 30, 2005 5:18:51 am PST #1488 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

t waves back to Nilly

t is, as always, so happy to see Nilly still swouncing

Perkins, I'l check with her today.

Everyone is still asleep chez Zmayhem. Time to start the coffee. I feel worse for Emmett about not getting to eat breakfast than about the procedure -- my guess is that he'll never remember his ten doped-up minutes in the doctor's office, but he'll never forget, and long resent, having to fast all morning before. Last night when he was dawdling over his pizza, all any grown-up had to say was "Remember you only have until midnight" and he'd lunge at the pizza like a starving wolf falling on a nest of baby rabbits.


Nilly - Mar 30, 2005 5:31:07 am PST #1489 of 10001
Swouncing

t Waving at Perkins

t What's with the waving?

I actually think it's great that the only thing Emmett gets to worry about is the lack of breakfast. Let the grownups worry about the actually worrisome details - he'll have enough to worry about as a grownup himself, I guess.

(JZ, I didn't even remember that it was still my tagline).


Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2005 5:33:24 am PST #1490 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OK, maybe that's not enough for a sitcom - they might need a trash-talkin' penguin.

It'll get killed in the ratings by Jesus/Hitler/Elvis sitcom. As it should.

Timelies. There's a strange glowy orb in the sky, and the sky itself is mostly unbroken, very unfamiliar shade of blue. What strange events do these signs portend?


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2005 5:40:40 am PST #1491 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::trash talkin' penguin waves at Nilly::


Theodosia - Mar 30, 2005 5:48:07 am PST #1492 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hey, Frank -- your current tagline ( I'm going to cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute! ) is a soundbite that one of the KDSK DJs runs every once in a while. Who is it and where is it from?


shrift - Mar 30, 2005 5:59:02 am PST #1493 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Rrrarrgh!!

New ownership has begun making changes. There is a man here today who arrived without warning to interview IT staff. He has a form. It will take at least an hour each. Boss is heading into the breach first, but I am tired and cranky and I have a ton of work to do, and I don't wanna. t /tantrum