On the other hand, you could make a fortune on oryx therapy.
Except, of course, by the time the oryx realizes that it's screwed in the head, and might need therapy, it's gullet-filler five seconds later.
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Mar 29, 2005 9:20:49 am PST #1237 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Calli - Mar 29, 2005 9:21:10 am PST #1238 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
It'll all end in tears. Tears and oryx steaks.
Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2005 9:24:20 am PST #1239 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Tim could make it into a really great episode.
Nutty - Mar 29, 2005 9:25:46 am PST #1240 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
[Sean pronounced seen] came out of Phoenix. IIRC he has a twin whose name is pronounced Shawn.
This is... It is almost as bad as all those famous people who give all their children incredibly foolish gimmick names. George Foreman's kids all secretly curse his name, and their own, because it is the same name and they're fricken sick of it.
Also, I just have a basic prejudice against anyone who would name their twin children Barfy and Snarfy, or similar. Way to deprecate teh individuality of your children, dude!
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 9:27:29 am PST #1241 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There was a kid named Donald Duck who killed himself.
I learned this on Paul Harvey, so maybe a grain of salt is in order? Anyway, IIRC the kid was named before a certain pantless duck gained fame.
Laura - Mar 29, 2005 9:55:57 am PST #1242 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
When are we making the move to Buffista Island?
A former top official of the Boy Scouts of America has been charged with downloading child pornography from the Internet after federal investigators found images of children engaging in sex acts on his computer. >[link]
Cashmere - Mar 29, 2005 9:57:19 am PST #1243 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Laura - Mar 29, 2005 9:58:16 am PST #1244 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Bwah! That's very funny Cashmere.
Cashmere - Mar 29, 2005 9:59:29 am PST #1245 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
A former top official of the Boy Scouts of America has been charged with downloading child pornography from the Internet after federal investigators found images of children engaging in sex acts on his computer.
Apparently, their plan to keep out the pedophiles by keeping out homosexuals isn't working.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 10:02:06 am PST #1246 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Apparently, their plan to keep out the pedophiles by keeping out homosexuals isn't working.
Neither is their plan to keep out nonreligious people.