I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2006 4:55:45 pm PST #9970 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

person knitting herself into a cocoon over an 11 hour period

WHY? WHY?

Ran out of the good drugs?


Allyson - Jan 19, 2006 4:57:58 pm PST #9971 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But is it art?

and why would anyone agree to film it?


Sean K - Jan 19, 2006 5:12:13 pm PST #9972 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Warhol filmed some guy sleeping for eight hours. People are strange and off-putting.


Gris - Jan 19, 2006 5:29:26 pm PST #9973 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I don't mind the schtick if it doesn't suck. I like surprise endings as much as the next. But, you know, Signs sucked. I never saw the other one, but I hear it sucked too.


Jessica - Jan 19, 2006 6:16:52 pm PST #9974 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The Movie Deaths database.


Kalshane - Jan 19, 2006 7:00:02 pm PST #9975 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

The Movie Deaths database.

Even after reading the FAQ, I'm not really understanding the purpose of that page.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 4:34:11 am PST #9976 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

person knitting herself into a cocoon over an 11 hour period

WHY? WHY?

So she can turn into a beautiful butterfly?


erikaj - Jan 20, 2006 5:25:23 am PST #9977 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

That is one of those stories that makes my mom sigh and say that some people have too much time on their hands.


sumi - Jan 20, 2006 5:30:23 am PST #9978 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Hey, it's PERFORMANCE ART. And really, a lot more interesting than much conceptual art.


Theodosia - Jan 20, 2006 6:11:52 am PST #9979 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

How did she get out afterward? Or is she still in there?