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This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video

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A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Volans - Jan 15, 2006 4:50:08 am PST #9876 of 10002

move out and draw fire

Finally saw Serenity. Heading off to threadsuck Firefly, unless Matt's found that DVD of Mal in a bathtub, in which case I'm going to Matt's.

Lee padded his resumé (227 on imdb, to Caine's 120 and Walken's 99) with just tons of films no one ever saw.

I just read a description of Sleepy Hollow that said "with Johnny Depp as Peter Cushing, Christina Ricci as Barbara Steele, and Christopher Walken as Christopher Lee."

DebetEsse - Jan 15, 2006 5:13:13 am PST #9877 of 10002

Woe to the fucking wicked.

I can't believe that Martin Sheen (151 plus 85 tv [3/4 of which are not "himself"]) hasn't gotten into this conversation.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 15, 2006 7:21:40 am PST #9878 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No DVD of Mal in a bathrub to be found, but based on this I wouldn't rule out Joss making one at some point.

Did we know Nathan's going to be the star of a new sci-fi/horror movie titled Slither that's opening in late March?

Megan E. - Jan 15, 2006 10:06:41 am PST #9879 of 10002

Did we know Nathan's going to be the star of a new sci-fi/horror movie titled Slither that's opening in late March?

Whedonesque posted photos last week. Slither looks very weird.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 15, 2006 10:44:06 am PST #9880 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, the trailer makes it look like a merger of John Carpenter's The Thing and Night of the Creeps.

Note to self: Do not eat anything within 3 hour radius of movie.

Kalshane - Jan 15, 2006 8:33:29 pm PST #9881 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

No DVD of Mal in a bathrub to be found, but based on this I wouldn't rule out Joss making one at some point.

That picture is hilarious.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 16, 2006 12:59:12 pm PST #9882 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My new candidate to play the Joker in the next Batman movie.

Kalshane - Jan 16, 2006 5:50:50 pm PST #9883 of 10002

That's just frightening.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 16, 2006 6:07:15 pm PST #9884 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Honestly, no matter where your eyes go it looks like prosthetics rather than real skin and hair. Dude should have been cast in one of the Darkman sequels.

Megan E. - Jan 17, 2006 2:11:39 am PST #9885 of 10002

Oh Dear! Tom Cavanaugh is usually such a cutehead.

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