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Strega - Jan 13, 2006 7:17:13 am PST #9813 of 10002

That was my first thought as well!

It's kind of a boring list, considering they could have included things like The Last Temptation of Christ. Or The Devil in Miss Jones. Gosh, that would be an excellent double feature.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 13, 2006 7:18:57 am PST #9814 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gosh, that would be an excellent double feature.

Head explodes


Strega - Jan 13, 2006 7:33:00 am PST #9815 of 10002

No, the exploding-head double feature would be Scanners and JFK.


Hayden - Jan 13, 2006 7:35:15 am PST #9816 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Ha! (But no love for Raiders of the Lost Ark?)


tommyrot - Jan 13, 2006 7:36:20 am PST #9817 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No, the exploding-head double feature would be Scanners and JFK.

Someone should combine these two movies.

Was Oswald the scanner? Or was it an agent of Castro? Ooh, we could have a mob hitman scanner....


Strega - Jan 13, 2006 7:50:08 am PST #9818 of 10002

Didn't the head in Raiders melt, more than 'splode? Or did it do both?


tommyrot - Jan 13, 2006 7:51:45 am PST #9819 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It definitely did melt. I don't remember if it exploded at the end.


Kathy A - Jan 13, 2006 7:57:09 am PST #9820 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I think the Lorre-esque creep (with the folding hanger) was the one whose head exploded after melting almost completely.


tommyrot - Jan 13, 2006 7:59:41 am PST #9821 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"exploding head movie" is a useful google search.

The upside is that there are exploding heads in "A History of Violence," and since the studio has asked that the movie's secrets not be revealed, I'm not going to say if Hurt's is one of them.

I can reveal, though, that "Violence" is easily David Cronenberg's best exploding-head movie since "Scanners" which as anyone knows, is the best exploding head movie of all time.


Jars - Jan 13, 2006 8:09:29 am PST #9822 of 10002

In Raiders, I think the creepy torture guy with the glasses melted, and Belloq exploded.

It didn't seem weird that I knew that until I wrote it out.