Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
Would you like me to seduce you?
Also, since it was used in 2 different movies, I don't feel guilty about recyling:
Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?
The movies, BTW, are For Me and My Gal and Easter Parade. In both cases, directed to Judy Garland.
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.
Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.
These are OR scrubs.
Oh, ARE they?
Aimee, the one I praised was the "I. Am. Job." quote. Hee!
EEE! EARL! Get back in your cell! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE HOSE!
Hello?
It rubs the lotion on its skin, unless it wants the hose again!
I'm having an old friend for dinner.