(high fives Gandalfe)
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
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Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 2:27:17 pm PST #968 of 10002
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DXMachina - Mar 23, 2005 3:31:05 pm PST #969 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye.
Fred Pete - Mar 23, 2005 5:18:34 pm PST #970 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 6:18:59 pm PST #971 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Alibelle - Mar 23, 2005 10:21:32 pm PST #972 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I just read 400 quotes. And NOBODY said the best one... until Steph. The very last one. That's awesome.
Of course, now I feel a need to throw up a quote, so, some random ones off the top of my head:
Dance it like you feel it!
Center Stage
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Gone with the Wind
Ditto.
Ghost
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Sara: Screw you, I'm brilliant and cool.
Derek: You're not quite there yet.
Chenille: You need to take off that 5th grade dance lookin' top.
Sara: Its from The Gap!
Chenille: Its country and you look country in it!
Sara: There's only one world, Chenille.
Chenille: That's what they teach you. We know different.
Sara: I would never bust a cap in your ass.
Save the Last Dance
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Kirsten: You know the one thing that could ruin my prom?
Kristin: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen (everyone gasps)....Did I just say that out loud?
Never Been Kissed
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Black chick: You'd better bring it!
Priscilla: It's already been broughten!
Priscilla: You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".
Not Another Teen Movie
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I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
Pretty Woman
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Mr. Potato Head: Look I'm Picasso.
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!
Woody: Look, we're very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y. Toy.
Buzz: I believe the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'.
Woody: The word I'm searching for...I can't say because there are preschool toys present.
Toy Story
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Hi, I'm Tour-Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories inside the car, and please, no flash photography!
Toy Story 2
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Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
Would you call me selfish?
No, not to your face.
So, what did you do in school today?
Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
Clueless. As if.
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All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can THROW things at me? I don't THINK so.
My secret weapon is PMS.
You left me a message?
You weren't home! As usual.
You broke up with my machine?
How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken? How loose is your goose? Our goose is totally loose! So come on all you Hog fans, come on all you Hog fans and shake your caboose, shake your caboose!
They had this look in their eyes, totally animal. I think they were young Republicans.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Wow. That was more fun than I thought. Now I get why you guys entertained yourselves with this all day long.
Beverly - Mar 23, 2005 11:26:48 pm PST #973 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
SHALL.WE.PLAY.A.GAME?
Jim - Mar 23, 2005 11:38:56 pm PST #974 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!
Katya P - Mar 24, 2005 1:54:20 am PST #975 of 10002
"Look, Fraser, you want to be the love of my life? It's simple. Just stick around. You got nothing else to worry about." Rowan.
And in the end, it's love.
DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 2:53:23 am PST #976 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.
Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 4:44:00 am PST #977 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.