There is something about Brad's hands that just KILL me ded in every flick, even the ones where I don't find him otherwise attractive.
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
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SuziQ - Jan 06, 2006 7:26:33 am PST #9653 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
§ ita § - Jan 06, 2006 7:30:29 am PST #9654 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not going to up and link to pages of mine that have ads, because that feels spammy and ick, but I do want to point out that handson has 18 pictures of Brad Pitt.
SuziQ - Jan 06, 2006 7:40:31 am PST #9655 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I know ita, oh boy do I know. And I thank you from the bottom of my hot and sweaty soul.
askye - Jan 06, 2006 7:53:07 am PST #9656 of 10002
Thrive to spite them
Brokeback Mountain has made it here -- a couple weeks before they said it was going to get here. The cover of the weekend section was one of the publicity pictures. Hopefully I'll be able to go see this tomorrow.
Nutty - Jan 06, 2006 7:55:28 am PST #9657 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I was skeeved out by him in Troy.
Who was not skeevy in Troy? Be honest, now. The Starlight Express outfits were not doing anybody much good, and don't get me started on the hair.
I think Brad Pitt makes a much better ironic character than he does a heartfelt character. Playing a role straight seems to lead to expressions of constipation.
erikaj - Jan 06, 2006 7:57:08 am PST #9658 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
yeah, you know, now that you mention it...
§ ita § - Jan 06, 2006 8:00:44 am PST #9659 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think Sean Bean overcame a great deal stacked against him. And I think that at least Orlando was supposed to look spineless and a touch puling.
Which was kinda hot.
I'll volunteer to be skeeved by this anytime.
Ailleann - Jan 06, 2006 8:02:43 am PST #9660 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Who was not skeevy in Troy? Be honest, now.
Wasn't skeeved by Sean Bean. Granted, the Greco!Mullet wasn't doing him any favors, but I've been dying for a remake of Odysseus ever since.
(eta: any x-post with ita is good...)
Kalshane - Jan 06, 2006 8:04:39 am PST #9661 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Ooh. A non-sucky Odyssey staring Sean Bean would be awesome. He was about the only character I really liked in Troy. Well, Eric Bana's Hector was cool too.
bon bon - Jan 06, 2006 8:05:46 am PST #9662 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I thought Pitt was supposed to be skeevy in Troy-- he was perfectly cast as an analogue of the vapid but but mysteriously compelling celebrity.