Why is the cork on the fork?
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION
Mother?
Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you a so-so entertainer, not much of a humanitarian, and this cat was never nobody's friend. In his final appearance on the great stage of life - uh, you can applaud if you want to - Mr. Joe Gideon!
That's your home! Don't you want to go to your home??
Evelyn Waugh was a man!
Not everyone went to Yale, y'know.
I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!
(This is a movie quote, not a declaration of my own talents.)
Not Mother?
A naked American man stole my balloons.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.