Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'

Xander ,'End of Days'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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DavidS - Dec 06, 2005 8:56:34 pm PST #8976 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Just caught the making-of special for Brokeback Mountain on the Logo Channel. Oof. It's cowboy slash come alive and bringing all the pain. I didn't realize Linda Cardellini was in it.

Just one thing...Did nobody ever see My Beautiful Launderette?


Mikey - Dec 07, 2005 12:21:43 am PST #8977 of 10002
All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.

I saw City Hunter over the weekend. It's a Jackie Chan movie from 1992 and is a completely over-the-top action/comedy thing. Like over-the-top for even Jackie. It also has a bizzare musical number in the middle that at one point involves guys in biker leathers spinning around on their backs with sparklers strapped to their feet. Incredibly bizarre.

Kalshane - did you notice who played Chun Li? Yup, Jackie himself. That scene by itself could've made that drinking game interesting.


Fred Pete - Dec 07, 2005 3:47:43 am PST #8978 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

OK, a little controversy for the first thing in the morning:

AFI's 100 Greatest Movie Quotes.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2005 3:52:21 am PST #8979 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did nobody ever see My Beautiful Launderette?

Where are you going with that?


Nutty - Dec 07, 2005 4:43:40 am PST #8980 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

If stealing a storyline is plagiarism, then Shakespeare is in BIG trouble.

Well, I'd be disappointed if I found out, long after I knew his work, that King Lear had folk tale sources. It would be weird. The modes I use for reading "original" work and for reading heavily referential work are very different: even if I don't know the referents (as is the case with novels based on Chinese folk tales, or for that matter Princess Mononoke ), I know that there are referents, and my understanding of the story is made different thereby.

Did nobody ever see My Beautiful Laundrette?

I did. It was cute and funny, and remains in my mind the ur-text of all Hanif Kureishi's work. Also, sort of emblematic of that director's work, whose name I am forgetting.

ANthony Lane reviewed Brokeback Mountain in the New Yorker (which I read last night). From his point of view, teh gay is really really not the point, although he has some fun with explicating the previous subtext that informs the text. (Hint: he invokes Montgomery Clift.)


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 5:06:13 am PST #8981 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, sort of emblematic of that director's work, whose name I am forgetting.

Stephen Frears.

eta: I suddenly remember being told that My Beautiful Laundrette started out as a British TV series that was later reshot as a movie. Huh. Not sure if that makes sense....


Vonnie K - Dec 07, 2005 5:18:08 am PST #8982 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

The straight dude's guide to Brokeback Mountain

But if you’re going to be a big sissy about it then you can go get her that Diet Coke and jumbo popcorn during the first major sex scene. And no plugging your ears and singing “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” either. All singing is inherently gay, is why.

Hee!


Jessica - Dec 07, 2005 5:25:31 am PST #8983 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DH and I saw The White Countess last night -- the last Merchant/Ivory film.

OMG SO BORING.

I like slow films, but they have to have some substance. This movie is full of slow, deliberate conversations, of the type where you're supposed to be listening to the subtext, and not the words. Only there was no subtext. The slow, deliberate, insinuatingly spoken conversation about how he likes bars and would someday like to own one? Is really about how he likes bars and would someday like to own one. And every conversation is like that -- you just keep hoping that they mean something else, that something is going on beneath the surface, but...no. It was one of the must frustrating moviewatching experiences I've ever had.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 5:31:03 am PST #8984 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe their intent was to get the audience to think about how the movie applied to their own lives. Do you like bars? Would you like to someday own a bar?


Vonnie K - Dec 07, 2005 5:34:33 am PST #8985 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

OMG SO BORING.

Oh, that's too bad. I thought Ralph Fiennes as a blind gay diplomat in Shanghai would be interesting to watch, even though I don't like the actress who plays the countess very much--Vanessa Redgrave's daughter, I think. Not the one on Nip/Tuck, the other one.