Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.

'Serenity'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Jessica - Dec 03, 2005 9:55:44 am PST #8872 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh I wish, because I love bad movies. Bad sci-fi especially. This one is not so-bad-its-good. It's just bad. The script is bad. The plot is bad. Even the action scenes are bad. The costumes and production design are okay, if you've never seen Logan's Run.

There are three pages of expositional text before the opening credits. Then there is another ten minutes of voice-over narration with more exposition -- the kind that only gets added after the studio has recut the film so many times that adding voiceover narration at the beginning is the only way they can remember what movie they're recutting.

It's baaaaaaaaaaad.


Invisible Green - Dec 03, 2005 9:56:54 am PST #8873 of 10002

I think it looks good. But I also found the Charlie's Angels movies to be enormously entertaining. So I don't know whether or not I'll actually see it.

But I did watch 13 Going on 30 last night. That was even worse than I expected.


Jessica - Dec 03, 2005 9:58:48 am PST #8874 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But I also found the Charlie's Angels movies to be enormously entertaining.

So did I. That's the kind of bad movie I can get behind.

I don't think anyone involved with Aeon Flux was having even a shred of fun making it. Several scenes towards the end of the film involve characters impassionedly telling other characters "This has to end!" And DH and I looked at each other as if to say "She's saying what we're all thinking!"


Gris - Dec 03, 2005 11:19:07 am PST #8875 of 10002
Hey. New board.

13 Going on 30

Aww, I liked it.


erikaj - Dec 03, 2005 4:32:58 pm PST #8876 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Me too. I was fucking stunned too...JG completely sold that, to me, and Ruffalo is cute, despite the "Property of Matt tBF" sticker on his back. But that's okay, because by being a good bunky and respecting that I get Secor. We'll go somewhere and...meditate. Yeah. That's the ticket.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2005 4:37:08 pm PST #8877 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I liked it too, the same way that erika did. JG went all out, and I think she hit all the right notes. I found it very charming.


erikaj - Dec 03, 2005 5:37:46 pm PST #8878 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

She was just so precious I wanted one. Just so "Whee! Isn't life great?" Of course, in comparison, I felt about 500 years old... but insofar as that movie had a point, that was it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 03, 2005 8:24:59 pm PST #8879 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ruffalo is cute, despite the "Property of Matt tBF" sticker on his back.

Um, no claim staked on Ruffalo here. I think he's a pretty good actor, but not one I'm particularly fond of.


erikaj - Dec 04, 2005 8:15:50 am PST #8880 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Wrong actor. Thinking of somebody else. Guess that gossip column would have to stay in the world without shrimp, huh? It's okay; I could only make the famous cry in that non-gentle, non-Baba Wawa way anyway.


DebetEsse - Dec 04, 2005 8:44:33 am PST #8881 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

This weekend, I am watching movies (I went through my Netflix queue and searched the listings on my TiVo (only the unedited stations). I saw Vertigo last night. A Hitchcock biopic would be an interesting project. Hard to do, though.

Just finished Roman Holiday , which I enjoyed, although I felt awfully bad for them at the end, which is slightly surprising to me, and speaks well of the acting. I'm starting to really get the Audrey Hepburn thing (I have issues with My Fair Lady , which was the first think I saw her in).

Am now watching Sweet Charity . Not sure how we're going to get along.