River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2005 5:24:32 pm PST #8707 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Best movie title ever?

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3


Gandalfe - Nov 20, 2005 8:01:11 pm PST #8708 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I don't know, Ben Affleck's student film title was pretty good, too: I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 20, 2005 8:11:33 pm PST #8709 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Huh, so that's what eventually became Chasing Amy?


Mr. Broom - Nov 20, 2005 8:41:11 pm PST #8710 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

I'd be remiss if I didn't submit the classic The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.


Theodosia - Nov 21, 2005 3:08:55 am PST #8711 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There's always the simplicity, not to mention the high concept appeal of Snakes on a Plane ....


tommyrot - Nov 21, 2005 4:21:04 am PST #8712 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then there are horror movie titles that are take-offs of regular films. My fave is I Dismember Mama.


Kate P. - Nov 21, 2005 5:11:37 am PST #8713 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I saw HP4 this weekend, and I just have to say, I love Neville and I want him to be my boyfriend forever and ever and ever.


Theodosia - Nov 21, 2005 5:20:53 am PST #8714 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

He's shot up, too. I'm glad to find out that he's a wizard on the dance floor.


Sue - Nov 21, 2005 5:29:45 am PST #8715 of 10002
hip deep in pie

This HP film seems to be doing really well. In my hometown, it's sold out until this Thursday.


Gris - Nov 21, 2005 5:33:09 am PST #8716 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Yeah, it got over $100 million in its first three days. Apparently a new record for November, beating out Sorceror's Stone

ETA: Also set a new record entirely in the UK. Apparently, Daniel radcliffe is now the UK's richest teenager.