Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jars - Mar 23, 2005 10:25:03 am PST #864 of 10002

Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else, we are all part of the same compost heap.


sumi - Mar 23, 2005 10:27:13 am PST #865 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

In Italy, there's always chickens, but no eggs. In Africa there's eggs, but never chickens. Who separated them?

The English Patient


DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 10:27:49 am PST #866 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You look terrible, Mr. Waturi. You look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anyone could look good under these zombie lights. I, I, I, I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeball. Suck, suck, suck, SUCK...


DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 10:28:28 am PST #867 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.


Kathy A - Mar 23, 2005 10:36:34 am PST #868 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics! I'm hysterical! I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop. I'm hysterical. Oh my god...I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!...I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet...and I'm still hysterical!

The Producers


JZ - Mar 23, 2005 10:36:40 am PST #869 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I have a chance to teach you something here. You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they're dead or alive, will walk all over you.


sumi - Mar 23, 2005 10:37:43 am PST #870 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Looks like University of Illinois!


Kathy A - Mar 23, 2005 10:38:39 am PST #871 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Where's that one from, sumi?


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 10:40:30 am PST #872 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You can't go home again...but I guess you can shop there.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 23, 2005 10:41:01 am PST #873 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When you do find the right guy, don't let him boss you around. Make sure he knows you wear the pants in the family.

Mr. Baker, Sixteen Candles