Grave of the Fireflys is the most depressing movie ever.
Maybe you've never seen Ponette.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
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DavidS - Oct 25, 2005 7:49:59 pm PDT #8259 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Volans - Oct 25, 2005 8:35:30 pm PDT #8260 of 10002
move out and draw fire
The only thing that I have to watch through my fingers is people embarrasing themselves.
Jars and I clearly share a brain.
Mr. Broom - Oct 25, 2005 9:14:15 pm PDT #8261 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
I'm getting in on that share action. Movies whose premises center around the constant embarrassment of the main character make me squirm with dislike. Trailers were enough to convince me I would hate Meet the Parents, and clips forced on me by others confirmed it.
IAmNotReallyASpring - Oct 26, 2005 2:25:46 am PDT #8262 of 10002
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel
I can't think of any that I couldn't actually watch though.
There's a scene 25 minutes into the recent British film The Descent that had me considering leaving the theatre. It played to a particular phobia of mine.
Anne W. - Oct 26, 2005 2:35:00 am PDT #8263 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
The only thing that I have to watch through my fingers is people embarrasing themselves.
Oh, hell yes. I have a visceral loathing for most "comedy" based on this premise. There are a few exceptions to this rule (mostly involving Steve Martin), but I generally don't find that sort of thing funny at all.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 5:33:43 am PDT #8264 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
whoever wrote them had a knack for freaky-ass death.
Pretty sure Morgan and Wong, of X-Files fame, wrote the first one (which also explains the presence of Kristen Cloke).
Frankenbuddha - Oct 26, 2005 5:48:03 am PDT #8265 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Pretty sure Morgan and Wong, of X-Files fame, wrote the first one (which also explains the presence of Kristen Cloke).
I think one of them directed, too. Didn't they also do the Crispin Glover WILLARD remake?
sumi - Oct 26, 2005 6:03:03 am PDT #8266 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 6:07:21 am PDT #8267 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Reading about "interesting deaths" popped various images from Final Destination and Final Destination 2 into my head. Terrible movies, seriously, but whoever wrote them had a knack for freaky-ass death.
I haven't seen it, but FD2 has quite the cult following. Same guy directed Cellular.
Morgan and Wong did Willard and FD1, yes.
Hayden - Oct 26, 2005 6:14:00 am PDT #8268 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
There are a few exceptions to this rule
I hope the British version of The Office makes the cut!